There's a place in the world
I doubt you've been there
It's so damn poor
I thought Goshen sucked bad
Wait 'til you get around to this place
You'll be crying for your dad
I know I have
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
Your towns get me pissed
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
The Garden State is useless
If I had one wish
This is what it would be
To destroy New Jersey
And all their "cities"
'Cause I hate that place
It's all up in my face
I hope it burns
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
Your state is the smallest
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
You should meet my fist
You're a digrace
As wide as a lace
New Jersey...
You're one pathetic case
I doubt you've been there
It's so damn poor
I thought Goshen sucked bad
Wait 'til you get around to this place
You'll be crying for your dad
I know I have
Why do you exist?
Your towns get me pissed
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
The Garden State is useless
This is what it would be
To destroy New Jersey
And all their "cities"
'Cause I hate that place
It's all up in my face
I hope it burns
Why do you exist?
Your state is the smallest
Oh New Jersey
Why do you exist?
You should meet my fist
As wide as a lace
New Jersey...
You're one pathetic case
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