I'm Money

Cuz I'm a user, a shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
But that don't matter cuz my friends call me a brusier and I
. . . get chicks, so many chicks want me (nope).
Cuz I'm not funny, honey.
A big oaf-y dummy.
but that don't matter cuz my friends say I'm money and I,
get drunk, too many drinks want me (yeah).
Yo, get out the get out the way of the money man.
Ladies know I'm dope, so consider me contraband.
Fella's are just jealous, cuz they're ponies and I'm mustang.
Don't try to hang cuz I'm out with a big bang.
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin,
but I really don't care cuz this is how I'm livin'.
(CHORUS)
All the ladies wanna know me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me.
All the fellas, all the fellas wanna be me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me. (x2)
Who needs them anyway . . . cuz I'm money.
Cuz I'm a user, a shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
but that don't matter cuz I drive a land cruiser.
And I, get chicks, too many chicks want me (psyche).
Cuz I'm not funny, honey,
a big oaf-y dummy.
but that don't matter cuz I know I play with money,
and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me.
Got a time bomb, tick tick tickin' just like Anthrax.
Boyz wanna battle, so I got me a battleaxe.
Climax, your girl screams my name when we have sex
(I should charge you sales tax, yeah).
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin,
but I really don't care cuz this is how I'm stickin'.
(CHROUS) (x2)
Everybody look at me!
I'm pimp ass money.
I know you wish,
to get with this tonight.
Everybody look at me!
Flyer than Mr. T.
I know you wish,
to get with this tonight.
Well who needs them anyway? (x2),
cuz I'm money.
Get get down . . . I bring the static. Axl.