Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!


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    i have hooked on phonica . oh and im gonna go get drunk in Tijuanaka.
    logan_6969on May 14, 2002   Link
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    General Comment
    Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish. Courtney Love is half too. Put them together, What a funky bad-ass Jew! LMAO :D This song cracks me up!
    xLucyInTheSkyx3on April 08, 2006   Link
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    Song Meaning
    Awesomely funny song by a great comedian. The last verse is actually: "Tell the world-amanaka It's time to celebrate Chanukah It's not pronounced Ch-nakah..."
    MrEnigmaon January 28, 2010   Link
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    i love this song! Adam Sandler is a great comedian and even when i'm feeling depressed his songs make me smile:)
    Johnnyfan1on February 17, 2010   Link

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