Plaster Caster

this song is about some woman who makes genitalia

bam!

its about the plaster caster didn't you see the vh1 special? she makes plaster casts of rockstars penis's

lmao, i was told the same thing by my dad......um, embarrassing! lol. but it was a groupie who duz that. firstly, i think she was a FREAK! and secondly, WHY would you write a song about it??!?!?!?!?!?!

You'd write a song about it because the woman was a legend, and it's just way too rock n' roll to resist writing a song about it!

Actually one of Kiss's most under rated songs in my book.

She was a well know Rock & Roll Groupie by the name of Cynthia "Plaster Caster" Albritton. Here are her lists of Casts (Male / Female)

Men

0002 Joel Coplon (February 16, 1968), friend 0003 Al Hernandez (February 18, 1968), friend 0004 Jimi Hendrix (February 25, 1968), guitarist – The Jimi Hendrix Experience 0005 Noel Redding (March 30, 1968), bass player – The Jimi Hendrix Experience 0006 Don Ogilvie (May 5, 1968), road manager – Mandala (band) 0007 Bob Pridden (August 1, 1968), road manager and engineer – The Who 0008 Eric Burdon (September 3, 1969), singer – The Animals (mold failure, no cast) 0009 Richard Cole (November 26, 1968), tour manager – Led Zeppelin 0010 Dennis Thompson (February 26, 1969), drummer – MC5 0011 Wayne Kramer (February 26, 1969), guitarist – MC5 0012 Frank Cook (March 31, 1969), drummer – Pacific Gas & Electric (band) 0013 Fritz Richmond (May 12, 1969), washtub bass player – Jim Kweskin Jug Band 0014 Michael Vestey (May 30, 1969), record producer 0015 Bob Grant (June 5, 1969), conservative radio host 0016 Anthony Newley (June 7, 1969), singer/songwriter 0017 Danay West (June 11, 1969), manager – Iron Butterfly (never returned by Cohen) 0018 Eddie Brigati (June 23, 1969), singer – The Rascals 0019 Barry Bono (June 23, 1969), road manager – The Rascals (never returned by Cohen) 0020 Harvey Mandel (July 10, 1969), guitarist 0021 Lee Mallory (July 22, 1969), singer/songwriter 0022 Doug Dillard (July 27, 1969), banjo player – The Dillards (mold failure, no cast) 0023 John Barr (July 30, 1969), bass player – The Churls 0024 Tony Stevens (September 7, 1969), bass player – Foghat, Savoy Brown (never returned by Cohen) 0025 Keef Hartley (September 8, 1969), drummer – Keef Hartley Band, others (mold failure, no cast) 0026 Keith Webb (September 9, 1969), drummer – Terry Reid 0027 Bob Henrit (April 30, 1970), drummer – Argent (band), The Kinks 0028 Zal Yanovsky (July 14, 1970), singer/guitarist – The Lovin' Spoonful 0032 Aynsley Dunbar (September 30, 1970), drummer – The Mothers of Invention, Journey (band), others 0033 Ricky Fataar (October 28, 1971), drummer – Beach Boys, Bonnie Raitt, The Rutles 0034 Smutty Smiff (Steven Douglas Smith) (October 12, 1980), bass player – Levi and the Rockats (mold failure, no cast) 0035 John Smothers (November 29, 1980), bodyguard – Frank Zappa 0036 Ivan Karamazov (Howard Jay Patterson) (June 11, 1981), juggler – The Flying Karamazov Brothers 0037 Shane Eason (January 22, 1982), drummer – Loverboy 0038 Mary Byker (Ian Garfield Hoxley) (April 16, 1988), singer – Gaye Bykers on Acid 0039 Jon Langford (June 29, 1988), singer/guitarist – The Mekons, The Three Johns 0040 Chris Connelly (September 8, 1988), singer – Revolting Cocks, Ministry (band) 0043 Clint Poppie (Clint Mansell) (September 30, 1989) singer – Pop Will Eat Itself 0044 Terryll Loffler (June 30, 1990), filmmaker 0045 Brian St. Clair (February 19, 1991), drummer – Rights of the Accused, Triple Fast Action, Local H 0047 Jello Biafra (Eric Reed Boucher) (April 29, 1991), singer – Dead Kennedys 0048 Pete Shelley (Peter McNeish) (November 10, 1991), singer/songwriter/guitarist – Buzzcocks (mold failure, no cast) 0049 Bart Flores (August 8, 1993), drummer – Wreck (band), Pigface 0050 Ronnie Barnett (August 9, 1993) bass player – The Muffs 0051 Richard Lloyd (May 11, 1994), guitarist – Television (band), Matthew Sweet 0052 Mike Diana (March 3, 1995), cartoonist 0054 Martin Atkins (February 21, 1996), drummer – Public Image Limited, Killing Joke, Pigface, Ministry (band), Nine Inch Nails 0057 Russ Forster (September 29, 1997), filmmaker, fanzine writer, label owner Underdog Records, multi-instrumentalist with Spongetunnel, engineer for Screeching Weasel 0060 Momus (Nick Currie) (February 14, 1998), singer/songwriter 0062 Jake Shillingford (December 18, 1999), singer – My Life Story 0065 Danny Doll Rod (Dan Kroha) (March 15, 2000), guitarist – Demolition Doll Rods 0067 Billy Dolan (April 2, 2000), guitarist – Five Style 0069 David Yow (August 6, 2000), actor, singer/bassist – The Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid 0071 Bobby Conn (Jeffrey Stafford) (January 18, 2001), singer/songwriter/guitarist 0073 Lawrence Barraclough (September 26, 2004), filmmaker (of My Penis and I) 0074 Lawrence Barraclough (September 26, 2004), filmmaker 0075 Ariel Pink (Ariel Marcus Rosenberg) (February 19, 2006), singer/songwriter 0077 Lias Kaci Saoudi (March 20, 2014), singer – Fat White Family

Women

00001 Suzi Gardner (May 28, 2000), singer/guitarist – L7 00002 Suzi Gardner (May 28, 2000), singer/guitarist – L7 00003 Christine Doll Rod (Christine Gomoll) (August 26, 2000), drummer – Demolition Doll Rods 00004 Christine Doll Rod (Christine Gomoll) (August 26, 2000), drummer – Demolition Doll Rods 00005 Margaret Doll Rod (Margaret Gomoll) (August 26, 2000), singer/guitarist – Demolition Doll Rods 00006 Margaret Doll Rod (Margaret Gomoll) (August 26, 2000), singer/guitarist – Demolition Doll Rods 00007 Monica BouBou (January 18, 2001), singer/violinist – Bobby Conn 00008 Monica BouBou (January 18, 2001), singer/violinist – Bobby Conn 00009 Lætitia Sadier (January 28, 2001), singer/keyboardist – Stereolab 00010 Lætitia Sadier (January 28, 2001), singer/keyboardist – Stereolab 00011 Peaches (Merrill Beth Nisker) (May 9, 2001), singer 00012 Peaches (Merrill Beth Nisker) (May 9, 2001), singer 00013 Sally Timms (May 30, 2001), singer – The Mekons 00014 Sally Timms (May 30, 2001), singer – The Mekons 00023 Stephanie Barber (February 9, 2002), artist 00024 Stephanie Barber (February 9, 2002), artist 00027 Karen O (Karen Lee Orzolek) (May 1, 2003), singer – Yeah Yeah Yeahs 00028 Karen O (Karen Lee Orzolek) (May 1, 2003), singer – Yeah Yeah Yeahs 00029 Cynthia Plaster Caster (self) (May 26, 2013), artist 00030 Cynthia Plaster Caster (self) (May 26, 2013), artist 00031 Cynthia Plaster Caster (self) (May 26, 2013), artist 00032 Cynthia Plaster Caster (self) (May 26, 2013), artist 00033 Jan Terri (December 15, 2013), singer/songwriter 00034 Jan Terri (December 15, 2013), singer/songwriter