Funny little elf men
Wearing pointing shoes
Funny little elf men
Drinking copious amounts of booze
Hee hee hee
Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
Ha ha ha
Tweedle deedle dee
Tweedle deedle daa
Tweedle deedle dee
Tweedle deedle daa
The elf men
Pointy shoes
Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and OF BOOZE!!
Everybody sing
Elf men
Elf men
Elf men (repeat until they sing)
Elf men
Elf men
Laugh about the elf men
Hee hee hee
Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
Ha ha ha
The elf men (repeat and fade out)