Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man

What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny
Iny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man

Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man


Lyrics submitted by alaska98

"Short Dick Man" as written by Manfred Mohr Carlos Rosario

Lyrics © UNIDISC MUSIC

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  • +2
    General CommentI believe she doesn't want a man with a small penis... but that's just a wild geuss
    MandyBowieon October 16, 2006   Link
  • +2
    General CommentI don't get it.
    What is she trying to say?
    I'm sure there's a deep philosophical meaning behind these lyrics. I think it involves something about the universe and existentialism.
    focus007on October 17, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General CommentThis song is hilarious!
    Katydidon May 25, 2002   Link
  • -1
    General Commentamazing.
    ScreamingInfidelityon July 02, 2003   Link
  • -1
    General CommentThis is *THE* song!!! I love it!!!! Guys hate dick bashing and this song comes in good use!!
    ThalassaRavenon July 03, 2003   Link
  • -2
    General Commentme and my cousin jessica always laugh at this song together! so awesome!
    julZbugon August 22, 2002   Link

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