Tug of War Intestines

driving my automoble,watch out for that moose
ramming it head on,turned over in a ditch
nearly fatal blast,left me paralyzed in my hospital room,I'm wating for the family
children left unattended,they just want to chop me up
they are both laughing as my guts are strew across the floor
hackey sack heart and monkey in the middle liver
hot potato pancreas,theses are games with my guts!!
kick ball kidneys,leap frog lungs,soccer stomachs,tennis ball tongues-tug of war intestines
volley ball,baseball and shot-put with my head
use my arms for bats,watch as doubles and triples are smacked
testicle golfing,they're 15 under par,sanguine sports,tug of war,my grandchildren I do adore
tug of war intesines