You walk around town in your new leather boots.
Going out to bars, cranking up your favorite tunes.
KNAC is pumping while you're pitting and you're jumping.
Your front is short and your back is very long.
No matter how you comb it, it still looks very wrong.
Just look into a mirror and a dumb-ass you will see.
You're just a stupid jock with an S.F.L.B.
No helmet, no pads, no skin-tight pants.
Why must you act stupid and fucking slam-dance?
It really feels good to fight for no reason,
just because FOOTBALL is out of season!!


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    lol this song kicks it all lol FOOTBALL IS OOOOLD!

    goldensurfer24on June 11, 2002   Link
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    i remember when this album first came out, and we thought that this was the funniest song ever. and we used to spot S.F.L.B's before this big mullet craze.... for those that don't know: (Short in the Front, Long in the Back) (mullets)

    Dickward1on July 09, 2002   Link
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    This song is so hella funny. Brings back memeories for my friend and I back in the day of high school and when this CD first came out. This one's for you jenn !

    SurfPixieon August 04, 2002   Link
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    This song is so hella funny. Brings back memeories for my friend and I back in the day of high school and when this CD first came out. This one's for you jenn !

    SurfPixieon August 04, 2002   Link

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