Is there a doctor in the house?
In the house of pancakes?
You got a banana split
Lately it's been happy house
All day long
Sip it slowly and leave the olive
She is very fond of you

You stand accused
Of smoking English cigarettes
That's a provocation
If ever one was
Brother number 1
Brother number 2
Why are you fighting?
What are you gonna do?

And at the weekly meeting
Of anonymous cads
You shuffle your feet
And whistle out aloud
Listen to what they're saying
What a load of crap
You ain't no Cary Grant
But then again, who is?

Lyrics submitted by mrtrout, edited by Alek Bunny

IHOP Lyrics as written by Justin Harwood Dean Wareham

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Songtrust Ave

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    General CommentI love this song, I always play California(All The Way) and then this one togethor. It's a one-two punch of snarky irony. The last verse is awesome
    DevastatorJr.on December 07, 2006   Link

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