The Bitch Is Back

MILTON BRADELY ORIGINALLY WROTE THIS SONG By Mikus Fikus This song reminds me of my favourite big brother 5 australian housemate Vesna, hear one of Vesna's ex-boyfriends is angry at the housemate over comments she made in her audition video. In particular, the part where Vesna said she dobbed him into his insurance company. Vesna has said she still loves him and wants to be with him but apparently the feeling is not mutual. In fact, we hear the ex has threatened to release some "intimate" home movies they made together. I simply love eltons version of this song. This song was ofcourse written and song my milton bradley who was more notably famous for his potraly of the tin man in the broadway musical of 'the Wizard of Oz'. Dorothy was ofcourse played my that street whore of an actress betty lee gifford [mother of kathy lee gifford]. Milton was a young gun in the board game industry inventing such games as monopoly, hungry hungry hippo and strip poker for dummies, but was hit hard by the boardgame ression of 69' or as he refers to it "that year that kid brian adams sang a song about[my idea of course]" after a failed attemp in the early 90's to re coop his losses milton released his best of album. It recieved grim reviews and sold only 15 copies [strangely enough the amount of friends and family he has!!!!] the main reason it sold only 15 copies was becasue he only had 3 songs!!!! this song, one from the wizard of oz and the anarchist anthem song titled "i cock slapped the queen" which failed in the charts much to the queens delight. relaesed in conjunction with the queens silver jubalee "much to the queen disgust". in 1998 he was given the lead in a low budget documentary about limbless snakes building a bohemian society built on gypsy foundations. The new york times said " two thumbs up, it was an orgasmic experience to say the least" it grossed over $400 million in the box office and over took such high groosses such as titanic, harry potter and debbie does donald the duck [which he also played a small role in]. then in 2001 miltons carrer took a terrible tumble whn he was charged with sexually molesting Helen Miren. It shook the foundations of the british entertainment business and he lost all his fame and forntune over 'one night of slap and tickle'. He is spoken of heavlily in the Helen Mirren tell all book, "Me, me tits and my integrity" milton retired soon after claiming emotional stress. in 2003 milton bumped into an old chum elton john. to make a long story short they both bashed raped and fondled each other after milton had words to elton about this very song. their litle fight inspired the song "yeah is the love" by the black eyed peas and suddenly "the bitch ws BACK!" Milton was back again, forever! 2 weks later he fell off a cliff in canada and died on impact with a fire truck.

i'm supposed to pick a theme song for Myrtle Wilson from The Great Gatsby, and this is it! haha.

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What I love about this song is it's so full of attitude. From the first chord, it's so triumphant! Strutting, thumbing its nose, giving the finger to the entire world. Man, I'd love to be that b*tch! Too bad I need my job...

Crap song by a pathetic invert