Slick Rick / Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes / Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / You took a half of shrooms and now you bout to cry? / "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / Can't remember a thing no matter how hard you try / "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / / First you start mumbling / Then you start stumbling / Then your motor skills start malfunctioning / Could it be the intake / Of the chemical that makes your body shake / All over, so critical / First one running to the bar / To get a drink / First one hanging out the car / Chunky pink / Really paralyzed, numb up and sedated / Moving with that rubber band body when you faded / Smoke about an ounce of weed / Drank ten beers, it's just a / Matter of time before you start getting the fears / You can't steer? (you can't steer?) / You can't hear? (you can't hear?) / You ain't here, you can't steer clear? / You wanna go home? / / [Chorus] / When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by / Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" (->Slick Rick, 'Hey / Young World' (I think)) / Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes / Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / You took a half of shrooms, you think you gon die? / "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / Can't remember a thing no matter how hard you try / "Master your high" / / First you smoke indo / Then some chocolate / But the gin and juice got you skyrocketing / Yo, can I get a Long Island? / Who got the bud? / Now you wanna lay it down / In the club / You supposed to be a thug drinking thug passion / But you can barely push it to the house / Without crashing / Now, you know better / Than getting that saucy / Trying to mix tequila / With kamekaze and bossy (?) / Fudge brownies / With ganja butter / Then you wanna hit the bone? / Your eyes flutter / Yo, she had a happy face / On her ecstacy / She started touching her private place / While she standing next to me / You shoulda had one drink / Like your girl / Now you in the bathroom / Calling Earl / Oh, now you got the spins, / The head-twirls / Underestimate your high / It rocked your world / / [Chorus] / When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by / Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" (->Slick Rick, 'Hey / Young World' (I think)) / Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes / Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / You took a half of shrooms and now you bout to cry? / "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high" / Can't remember a thing on the acid fry / "Master your high" / / First you need oxygen / For circulation / Then you need agua / Rejuvination / Maybe you should eat something / But nothing spicy / Maybe try a cold thai / Nice and icy / Now you can't leave here / You can barely open doors / Maybe take a shower / Open your pores / Just try to shake it off / Have some activity / Get your shit together / Then come back to the festivities / I'm not saying don't get high / Cuz that's on you / I'm just saying if you don't get high / Then what to do? / See, my friend right here / Can hold his liquor / But my friend right here / Is getting sicker / So, he started beef with my homie over what? / Took this fool to the house / To sober up / Maybe you should listen up, / Heed the warning / Or you gonna wake up sick as fuck / In the morning / / God DAMN!">