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Cops And Donuts Lyrics

When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk
A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk
He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick
I took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a stick
He came up to my window, and shouted to get out
So I quickly took the donut and I shoved it in his mouth
So I drove away, he shouted for some more
So I threw it out the window and he ate it off the floor

Cops and donuts
Cops love donuts
Cops love donuts
Cops and donuts
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Cover art for Cops And Donuts lyrics by NOFX

ahhahh this song is so funny ahhahhaaahahahh ohhh man laugh laugh

Cover art for Cops And Donuts lyrics by NOFX

this isnt the full lyrics definitly a thing i gonna try though

Cover art for Cops And Donuts lyrics by NOFX

i hate songs like this, because it makes young (or old) kids who listen to it think its cool to hate cops and that believe all the stereotypes about cops. if you don't act like an idiot around cops and don't break laws, then they won't bother you.

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what are you a cop

and if not do you want to buy some heroin

and on a serious note "if you don't act like an idiot around cops and don't break laws, then they won't bother you." is almost as big of a generalization as "cope love donuts." it's pretty clear you're a middle aged white guy so i understand you're just speaking from your own personal experiences with the police, but don't think the same treatment you get applies to everyone.

if i was middle aged, then i would probably be involved in the 80's punk scene as a young person and have shittier experiences with the cops than i do now.

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oh nevermind you're a teenager who thinks he knows everything basically the same thing

that's because i do know everything. i can drive as fast and as reckless as i want to and not crash. i can drink as much as i want and not get alcohol poisoning. the man is always keeping me down. i am a god. bow down to me.

also, i'm not a cop, my name is offi-, uh, i mean matt. and i will take you up on that offer to buy some heroin, all i need is your name and address so i can enter them into my police cruiser's databse, i mean google.

ur a douche bag

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put the full lyrics up

 
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