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| Rebecca Black – Friday Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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This is by far the greatest song ever written. The genius (RB) gives the listener a rare insight into the momentous magnitude of teenage life with such thought-provoking lyrics like "fun, fun, fun". She taps into the popular concept of Friday being the last day of the week and completely changes what the listener ever thought about weekends with heart-wrenching lines like "I don't want this weekend to end" and unusually perceptive observations such as "yesterday was Thursday." The much older fellow whose rap was privileged enough to be featured in this masterpiece will undoubtedly get much-deserved street cred because his appearance in a song with someone much younger than he is is completely not-creepy. |
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| Mims – This Is Why I'm Hot Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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This song abounds with logical lyrics and profound implications. The narrator evidently regards himself as hot and states so matter-of-factly. Not only does the chorus consist of this statement repeated numerous times to ensure the listener is made aware of it, but the narrator blows your mind and defies logic by stating "this is why I'm hot" before any explanation is made as to why he is so. Perhaps he is trying to suggest that his hotness is self-evident. He also poses a quandary of Descartian proportions: "I'm hot 'cause I'm fly (fly) /
You ain't 'cause you're not (Mims)." These relationships, after days of painstaking attempts to decipher them, are thus: to be hot and fly are one and the same, hence to not be hot and to not be fly are likewise one and the same. Right after saying "not," he interjects with "Mims," which further suggests that to not be Mims (the rapper) is to not be fly, which by the aforementioned relationship infers that to not be Mims is to not be fly OR hot. By the converse, to be Mims is to indeed be fly as well as hot. In addition to this profound illustration of Mims' utter genius, the paradox "I don't gotta rap /
I can sell a mill, sell you nothing on the track" once again blows the listener's mind more than it may have already been by the initial theory. I could go on, but only one who possesses a PhD could properly explain this song in a way that does it justice. |
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| Shinedown – Bully Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Clearly the narrator is a student who is very popular and getting along well with his peers among whom he is well received. |
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| LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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This song is so complex and ambiguous one cannot establish with certainty the particular subject matter. One might venture to assume, however, the song has something to do with the narrator expressing pride in his physical appearance. I'm probably way off though. |
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| Lil' Wayne – Every Girl in the World Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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The song is about being young and available and wanting to spread one's seed far and wide in order to validate one's masculinity and virility. It is the relatively 'immature' stage in life, contrasted to the more 'mature' settling down with one person. The simply-worded chorus reflects this indiscriminate and wide-reaching desire. The subsequent line "I wish I could fuck every girl in the world" reinforces the chorus and is of course a hyperbole, because having sex with every female human on earth would be quite difficult to do literally. Hopefully the rappers in the song do not attain an STD during the process. |
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| Lil' Wayne – We Be Steady Mobbin Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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The first several lines establish the narrator's prejudicial frustration with his counterparts, presumably African-American males, and goes so far as to threaten them with acts of violence. Subsequent lines express misogynistic themes, although the narrator seems to spare the unnamed female subjects the violence afforded to aforementioned 'niggas'. The remainder of the song resonates with these two themes of violence and misogyny, in addition to motifs of drugs as well as fecal imagery and even occassional lines that border on having homosexual implications. The total disconnect between the gist of each line of the chorus reflects the narrator's inscrutable organizational genius. |
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| Flo Rida – Whistle Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In vernacular parlance, "whistle" refers to one's penis, and to "blow" said whistle means to perform oral sex. Flo Rida uses his knowledge of wordplay to skillfully render this inappropriate act as a auditory euphemism by literally whistling. Thus to the innocent or untrained ear the song is about whistling a tune, whereas to a more mature audience it is a celebration of oral sex. |
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| Justin Bieber – As Long as You Love Me Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In this song, the singer sings about love being more important than money, a theme that is completely original and no one else in the history of the universe has touched upon. The fact that Justin is a celebrity wealthy beyond the imaginations of most people in the world makes this song completely genuine, as does his comparison of himself to a soldier despite no military service. The verse by Big Sean makes perfect sense and is integral to the song and in fact should be made into a separate single. |
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| Taylor Swift – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In this great song, whose quality suggests anywhere from weeks to months of rigorous preparation to perfect, the singer conveys her frustration at an unnamed lover's attempts to rekindle a relationship, skillfully doing so in the patois of someone who has hit puberty not too long ago and is engaged in the epic struggle of a high school relationship. The use of quotation marks representing actual dialogue sprinkled with asides ("what?" for example) and even a hint of sarcasm in some lyrics ("I'm really gonna miss you picking fights") in an overall choppy presentation brings the magnitude of aforementioned high school drama to the listener in a way that could very well change your life. The chorus is an affirmation of her irrevocable and total rejection of the former lover: no matter how much "[talking]" occurs in the form of rumors or excuses or slandering, the repetition of the word "ever" after "never" confirms the relationship is over. The sampling of a real-time conversation near the end of the song, once again, brings the complexity and gravity of the singer's heart-rending dilemma right to you. |
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| Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In this song "dog" is taken to mean a sexually active male, presumably the singers themselves. The use of onomatopoeia ("woof") skillfully disguises this in a euphemistic fashion. Further canine-themed wordplay is evident in the song, such as when a female at a party rejects the singer's sexual advances, calling him a "flea infested mongrel," as well as the singer's pun about a dog having a bone, which yokes the image of an actual dog chewing an actual bone with a sexually active male having an erection ("bone" is vernacular for this). Furthermore the singer hypothesizes about himself in canine form, saying "I can't see color/any color will do0," which makes sense since dogs are known to be colorblind but it is also implied that the singer is colorblind in the sense of being non-racist. Despite his seeming inability to get a woman as he wishes, he nonetheless enjoys the party. |
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| D4L – Laffy Taffy Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In this deep song the rapper begins by comparing an unnamed female's backside to a popular candy treat. Throughout the verses a motif of confectionery further reinforces candy as a metaphor for sexual invitation and arousal. |
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| D4L – Betcha Can't Do It Like Me Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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In this profound and thought-provoking masterpiece, one member of the group proclaims in a nonspecific fashion his perceived superiority to the listener, which the other member of the group echoes with a negative affirmation. |
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| Plies – Awesome Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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clearly this song expresses the rapper's self-loathing and self-effacing modesty |
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