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Pink – Get the Party Started Lyrics 9 years ago
Or it's about her dick.

Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here Lyrics 9 years ago
No, it wasn't about his waters.

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles Lyrics 9 years ago
There are many reasons why I hate them.

I hate that when I abbreviate their name, it sounds that I hate glaring at urine. I hate that they don't believe in science.
I hate the fact that they think they're clowns, when they clearly didn't go to Clown College.(They claim to have graduated, but I have yet to see a diploma)
I hate that they look like they smell like a KFC dumpster.
I hate that upon closer inspection, they do indeed smell like a KFC dumpster.
I hate that they condone violence to innocent animals.(There's a picture floating around the internet that shows Violent J drowning a sack of kittens in a river)
I hate that they don't rewind their VHS tapes.
They suck.
I hate that they wouldn't allow Ronald McDonald to join their group.
I hate that they fired their make-up artists for believing in science.
I hate how they support communism and sold military secrets to the former Soviet Union.
I hate how they caused 9/11.

Those are just a few reasons.

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles Lyrics 9 years ago
Oh, I read the post. It's almost as good as the song itself!!! And I'm sorry if you didn't like my interview, it's not my fault that ICP has an unusual writing process. As far as the group not thinking science is a myth, my hatred for them goes far beyond that. And just so you know, it's not that hard to become popular if you can talk loud enough at a group of people that feel misunderstood/rejected. Jesus, Hitler, Oprah, Kiss, they all did it too. Does that mean I'm going to become a Nazi, or join Oprah's book club? No. I will do neither, sir.

So you enjoy your Neo-Nazi movement and your Faygo, and I'll enjoy NOT painting my face and acting like a jackass.

Bad Company – Bad Company Lyrics 9 years ago
This song is about how he is 'Bad Company'. Yeah, till the day he dies. Hmmm...quite!

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles Lyrics 9 years ago
You know what, after reading my comment and seeing your comments, I decided you were right. I couldn't make such bold statements without knowing how the members of the group really felt. Being in the music business, I made a few calls and eventually got in touch with ICP's long time producer and friend Mike E. Clark, who was able to get me an interview with Violent J! Here it is.

Me: Hey man, how's it going?

VJ: Pretty good dude, how about you?

Me: I'm doing good, thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it.

VJ: No doubt brother.

Me: If you don't mind, let's get started, I don't want to keep you too long.

VJ: Alright.

Me: As I'm sure you know, you have quite a following! Juggalos, they call themselves. Where did this name come from.

VJ: Well, it really started back when we lived on the streets. Times were hard man, real hard, and we did whatever we had to do to get money. I did a lot of things I'm not proud of, but being where I am now, I'm hella proud and not ashamed so I'll just say it. We used to sell our bodies for money. In Detroit the police were bitches, always watching out for that kind of shit, so we had to figure out a way to be out there for people but not get caught. So we started painting our faces like clowns and juggling on the corners, so that the po-po just thought we were performing for money. Normally, men that are prostitutes are called Gigolos, but since we were dressed like clowns, doing tricks, we were called Juggalos. So yeah, that's that.

Me: Wow man, I had no idea.

VJ: Like I said holmes, it's not something we're proud of, but we rose above all that shit.

Me: I guess...that'

VJ: Yeah motha fucka, we are who we are, we ain't ashamed of shit!

Me: Anyway, what do you think of science?

VJ: Science is a myth. It was made up by catholics and jews and haters to fuck with us.

Me: You...really think that?

VJ: Hell yeah! You think that the world spins because of science?! No, it's a miracle.

Me: Hence the song Miracles I guess?

VJ: No, that song came when I was taking a dump and ran out of toilet paper. I had just eaten at Taco Bell, so it was all over the fuckin place. I looked over and didn't see any toilet paper, so I used the shit on my ass to write the lyrics on the wall. They just came to me. By the time I had the first verse, I ran out of shit, so I had to dip in the toilet. I know it sounds nasty, but that bitch couldn't wait!

Me: I'm not going to lie, that might be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

VJ: Nah man, fuck that shit, one time Shaggy2Dope had this boil on his dick and I had to s...

Me: No. No no no. Stop. We can be done.

VJ: Word!

Me: So in conclusion, what do you think about your group and your fans?

VJ: The family means a lot to me but I'll be honest with you, I kind of miss getting fucked for money. I mean I was good at it, no doubt! That shit was amazing! I could do shit to you that would make your motha fuckin head spin, bitch! I don't think I'll ever stop with ICP, but if I do, I want to go back out on the streets and have sex with men for money.

Me: Jesus...ok...well, good luck, and thanks again. Anything else?

VJ: Yeah, Shaggy2Dope is actually Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.

Me: No shit! Really?! I thought he looked familiar!

VJ: Hell yeah, when the make up is off, you can really tell. Also, I was born in Ecuador.

Me: Interesting. I did not know that.


So there you have it.

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles Lyrics 9 years ago
Well, first of all, I have no doubt that anyone in ICP has any idea what any word in Webster's Dictionary means.

You hate violence and fighting, but tell someone to go slit their wrists? You also claim that since you're a writer, you're not a dumbass. Pretty much every fragmented sentence you threw into a deli slicer and pasted back together to form paragraphs say otherwise.

Everything negative said about Juggalos the Juggalos themselves brought on themselves. You want to stand apart and be different and not involve yourself with cliques or groups. You want to be seen as an individual and a free thinker. So you all paint your faces and dress the same. Nice.

All of that aside, ICP are a bunch of white trash no talent ass-clowns that are filthy rich off beyond what anyone with an IQ of 4 should be. ICP aren't hated because they're different, they're hated because they just plain suck. Their fans are misguided and indoctrinated into thinking that a few fat-asses with face paint give a shit about them.

Response Prediction :

"Yo you faggot ass bitch dick! Shaggy2Dope n tha ninjaz be ridin up on yo ass bitch! Miracles mean the world to me, and science told me santa isn't real, so fuck yall haterz cuz tha family gonna git you!!11!"

Ps. The easter bunny isn't real either, sorry.

Dio – Straight Through The Heart Lyrics 9 years ago
It's more like 'it's about taking a dick to the teeth'. It's about his dick, it's always about his dick.

Kenny Chesney – She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Lyrics 9 years ago
It's about his dick!!

'She thinks my dick is sexy'

Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love Lyrics 9 years ago
It's about his dick!

Way down inside, woman you need dick.
I'm gonna give you every inch of my dick.
Gotta whole lot of dick
gotta whole lot of dick
gotta whole lot of dick



Youuuuuuu neeeeeed-a

Insane Clown Posse – What Is a Juggalo? Lyrics 9 years ago
Here you go, you hillbilly clowns.

A Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown PosseInsane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic RecordsPsychopathic Records. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles Lyrics 9 years ago
Here is how magnets work:

A magnet (from Greek , "MagnesianMagnesia on the Maeander
Magnesia on the Maeander is an ancient Greek city in Anatolia, located on the Maeander river upstream from Ephesus, its site near the modern town of Germencik, Turkey...
stone") is a material or object that produces a magnetic fieldMagnetic field
Magnetic fields surround magnetic materials and electric currents and are detected by the force they exert on other magnetic materials and moving electric charges...
. This magnetic field is invisible but is responsible for the most notable property of a magnet: a force that pulls on other ferromagnetic materials and attracts or repels other magnets.

There you go, you hillbilly clowns

Shaggy – Boombastic Lyrics 9 years ago
I think this song is about suicide bombers in Iraq. If you listen carefully, he says "Mr. BOOMbastic." Hmm, quite.

Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here Lyrics 9 years ago
I think this song is about being somewhere, not with someone, and wishing that someone that isn't there, was there. Hmm, quite.

Pink – Get the Party Started Lyrics 9 years ago
Well, if any of you actually listened to this song, you would have clearly understood that this song is about the plight of a young woman coming out of the closet. "I'm coming out" is about coming out. "So you better get this party started" is about starting a party. Hmm, quite.

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