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T. Rex – Cat Black (The Wizard's Hat) Lyrics 6 years ago
Oh, now I see. These are the lyrics to a different Marc Bolan tune. The lyrics I put up (which for some reason appeared twice) are for the Tyrannosaurus Rex tune "Catblack (The Wizard's Hat)." My bad.

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T. Rex – Cat Black (The Wizard's Hat) Lyrics 6 years ago
Could these lyrics be more wrong?

Here's the lyrics for the actual song:

Catblack the wizard hat
Spun in lore from Dagamoor
The skull of jade is pearl inlaid
The silk skin spun repels the sun

A tusk of boar with Dwarfish awe
Sobs on the door where stood before
A mountain man with sky-blue teeth
Upon his head a python wreath

A deer he slew in the dawning's dew
Her heart was a dagger for a murderer's brew

A toad of jet on a sill cast in brass
Portrayed for his sight mysteries of the past
A yellow orphan dancer rich in Nature's costly gold
Wept for the jailer of time to bless her old
But his kiss he held & shadowed for the spell of nights are strong
& spiralled like a whirlwind in the childhood of a song

Catblack the wizard's back
Daubed in doom in his tongue-tombed room
We of the wind must rejoice & speak
& kiss all our starbrowed brothers on the cheek

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T. Rex – Cat Black (The Wizard's Hat) Lyrics 6 years ago
Could these lyrics be more wrong?

Here's the lyrics for the actual song:

Catblack the wizard hat
Spun in lore from Dagamoor
The skull of jade is pearl inlaid
The silk skin spun repels the sun

A tusk of boar with Dwarfish awe
Sobs on the door where stood before
A mountain man with sky-blue teeth
Upon his head a python wreath

A deer he slew in the dawning's dew
Her heart was a dagger for a murderer's brew

A toad of jet on a sill cast in brass
Portrayed for his sight mysteries of the past
A yellow orphan dancer rich in Nature's costly gold
Wept for the jailer of time to bless her old
But his kiss he held & shadowed for the spell of nights are strong
& spiralled like a whirlwind in the childhood of a song

Catblack the wizard's back
Daubed in doom in his tongue-tombed room
We of the wind must rejoice & speak
& kiss all our starbrowed brothers on the cheek

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Julian Cope – Reynard The Fox Lyrics 6 years ago
"Reynard" is French for "fox" because of a series of stories about a trickster fox named Reynard. They are neat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynard

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The Monochrome Set – White Lightning Lyrics 6 years ago
These are the lyrics:

Flash your eyes or you'll be dead
There's a skull inside your head
Strobe lights dance across the floor
Someone guides you to the door

Stars from fountains burn your eyes
Amber jet trail lights the sky
If you make it, you will find
There's something new inside your mind

All I see from where I lie
Are rainbow colors in the sky
When the clouds begin to part
White lightning strikes your heart

Faces flicker into smiles
Standing still you've travelled miles
Voices whisper from behind
Close your eyes or you'll go blind

All I see from where I lie
Are rainbow colors in the sky
When the clouds begin to part
White lightning strikes your heart

I am red & I am blue
& I am purple, I am green
I am gold & I am silver
I am everything
I am good & I am bad
& I am happy, I am sad
I am up & I am down
& I am all around

Liquid flowing through your skin
Leave your head or you'll give in
To strange gifts from Medusa's hand
Visions you don't understand

All I'll see from where I lie
Are rainbow colors in the sky
When the clouds begin to part
White lightning strikes your heart

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My Favorite – 17 berlin Lyrics 6 years ago
It's very hard to find a song that captures the wildness & nihilism of being seventeen with the same accuracy as this song.

"My boyfriend's in the driver's seat
He drives just like James Dean"

How brilliant is that?

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Merle Haggard – Tulare Dust Lyrics 7 years ago
"Merle has often driven home the point that life is hard, but he's never driven it with quite so few words as he does in 'Tulare Dust.'"

- Daniel Cooper

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Clinic – 2/4 Lyrics 7 years ago
The line with the question mark is:
Your pollution was a joke

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Banbarra – Shack Up Lyrics 7 years ago
It's heartbreaking to see badly transcribed lyrics for such a tremendous funk tune (one covered famously by Mancunian postpunk band A Certain Ratio), so I present the actual lyrics (except for the one section I can't make out) below:

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Wipe out the problems of our society
Shack up! Shack up!
Is that we can live together baby, unless we ? ? ?
Shack up! Shack up!
We can love together, work together, sleep together
Shack up! Shack up!
So why can't we live together
& shack up baby, shack up?

We can talk about the wedding ceremony
Shack up! Shack up!
& I know it's just a phony
Shack up! Shack up!

Marriage is a big commitment, yeah
Shack up! Shack up!
That you might find hard to live with
Shack up! Shack up!
I love you now, but that don't say I'm gonna love you forever
Shack up! Shack up!
'Cause I don't believe in alimony or divorce
Shack up! Shack up!
So I think we should just split the cost
& shack up, baby, shack up!

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I can't figure out the second line - some online sources (like the one above) have the line "unless you can feel the heat." But it sounds more like "unless we man bee bee." So it might be that. But it's hard to make out, as the background singers sing "shack up!" over it.

It's definitely not "make a baby," as some lyrics sites have.

I am very surprised how many people miss the "alimony or divorce" line. It makes the most sense! "Alimony all day long" doesn't make any sense at all.

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Sad Waters Lyrics 7 years ago
@[Chinup:17126] The first two lines are directly lifted from "The Green Green Grass Of Home."

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The Flaming Lips – The Ceiling Is Bendin' Lyrics 7 years ago
These lyrics are incorrect. The actual lyrics are:

Well, it's midnight in a liquor store in Texas on Halloween
Salvador Dali watches from his window in a dream
Jesus is a rock star who destroys all he sees
Godzilla is a cowboy who is dressed up as a queen

She isn't as depressed as she used to be
Come on over here, my dear

Well, I hold my head real still so I can't see very far
They got all these Vietnamese heads stuffed into jars
They got all these things that make them look like they're way in
They use polythene plastics on their bods instead of skin

She isn't as depressed as she used to be
Come on over here, my dear

If I had someone to talk to, well I wouldn't mind so much
But it takes so long to get there; can't remember where I was
& I wouldn't mind to talk to you
Even if I could

The ceiling is bendin' on my telephone
Everything's gettin' weird & my skin falls from my bones

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The Waterboys – The Lake Isle Of Innisfree Lyrics 7 years ago
This is The Waterboys' version of the William Butler Yeats poem. The original poem goes like this:

I will arise & go now, & go to Innisfree,
& a small cabin build there, of clay & wattles made;
Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee,
& live alone in the bee-loud glade.

& I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
There midnight’s all a glimmer, & noon a purple glow,
& evening full of the linnet’s wings.

I will arise & go now, for always night & day
I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
I hear it in the deep heart’s core.

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Spearmint – Scottish Pop Lyrics 8 years ago
Oh, me too!

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Neil Young – Pocahontas Lyrics 8 years ago
Is it just me, or does Neil Young in this song imply that Pocahontas was a prostitute? That she would sleep with anyone for pelts?

I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but why else would he need to give a thousand pelts to sleep with her?

I've listened to this song a million times & today this line stood out. So weird.

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The Pogues – Hot Dogs With Everything Lyrics 8 years ago
Hot Dogs With Everything was the name of Shane McGowan's first band.

This Sex Pistols homage appears on the soundtrack to the film "Sid & Nancy." It doesn't sound much like a Pogues song at all. But it's a delightfully filthy romp worth looking up - & anyway, the soundtrack also has the (in my opinion) superior version of "Haunted," with Cait O'Riordan vocals.

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Denim – It Fell Off The Back Of A Lorry Lyrics 8 years ago
I added these lyrics tonight because, after admiring this song for years, I finally understood what it meant.

Maybe it's because I am American & was misled by the word "lorry." In my heart, I knew it meant "truck," in the same way that "lift" means "elevator" or "knackered" means "tired." But the context escaped me.

Tonight, though, playing this song for friends in the context of Britpop I love, it all clicked. "It fell off the back of a lorry" is the same as "it fell of the back of a truck."

As this Urban Dictionary link explains:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fell+off+the+back+of+a+truck
to say something "fell of the back of a truck" means it's probably stolen, but it's a lame excuse you'd give a cop.

That's why the singer of this song addresses the "Officer." He's explaining that the stuff he has is not stolen, but it just fell off the back of a lorry. Not only that, he wants the officer to recognize that the kids who swiped the goods (with him?) were just making a mistake - their first. Lawrence even enlist the kids, who sing the "Oh, Officer!" lines to convince the servant of the law.

But it sounds like they're all going to jail. It fell off the back of a lorry! What a terrible excuse.

(I feel so dumb for not figuring this out sooner.)

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Big Star – You Get What You Deserve Lyrics 8 years ago
The above lyrics are incomplete. Here are the entire lyrics for the song:

Try to understand what I'm going through
Don't blame me for what folks will do
For some of us, it's not a good time
But you're going to get used to it, you'd better resign yourself

You get what you deserve
You ought to find out what it is worth
& you've gotta have a lotta nerve

You just do what pleases you
& go on & sign out every move
You're gonna get place in the scene
All God's orphans get face in the dream

Now, you get what you deserve
You ought to find out what it is worth
& you've gotta have a lotta nerve

Too bad
Such a drag
So much pain
Down the drain
A lot of us ain't got many friends

Try to understand what I'm going through
But don't blame me for what folks will do
For some of us, it's not a good time
But you're going to get used to it, you'd better resign yourself

You get what you deserve
You ought to find out what it is worth
& you've gotta have a lotta nerve
You get what you deserve

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Elvis Costello – American Without Tears #2 (Twilight Version) Lyrics 8 years ago
These are the lyrics for the version of "American Without Tears" that appears on "King Of America." The actual lyrics for this song are:

December 1965 in Caracas
When Arnie LaFlamme took his piece of the pie
When he packed up the casino chips, the IOU, & the abacus
& switched off the jukebox in a "A Fool Such As I"

He was a leg man who was open to offers
But he couldn't get her off his mind as he passed the tourist office
& as he entertained himself singing just like Sammy Davis Junior
He toyed with a trip to Miami

For money like that
He could have sweet talk in your ear
Now they don't speak any English
Just American without tears

It was an idea that he dandled on his knee
& nursed it like his coffee cup when he couldn't find any other way
It always seemed to come to him while the day was dipping down
& sun was like a light bulb being swallowed by a clown

He took her for everything, he took her for his only one
He took her out of Coventry & over to Idaho
But the war wound that he carried home wasn't really visible
When the bullets were forgotten, she lived dowdy, down, & miserable

& she seemed to be crying for year after year
& said, "You don't speak any English
Just American between tears."

"Arnie," she said to me, "Will you turn down the radio?
You haven't slept a wink since we came to Havana.
When're you gonna get the strength to go over to Florida?
All you ever listen to is 'The Voice of America.'"

It was the story of a young English poppet
Who took up with a soldier boy & thought she would profit
Just like me she found out what true love is about
Anyway, she's in New Orleans; it would never work out

Oh, she seemed to be crying for year after year
Now you don't speak any English
Just American between tears
Just American without tears

For you seem to be crying for year after year
Now you don't speak any English
Just American without tears
Just American without tears

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Lloyd Cole – Tell Your Sister Lyrics 8 years ago
"Rue Morgue Avenue" kinda bugged me the first time I heard this song, since "Rue Morgue" is not just a reference to the Edgar Allan Poe story, "The Murders In The Rue Morgue," but also in French the word "Rue" means "Street." So it initially annoyed me that Lloyd Cole, who doubtless knew better, was saying (in translation) "Morgue Street Avenue."

But I soon discovered, since I hadn't yet been immersed in Dylan, that Cole is paying homage to a line from "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues." Which is:

Don't put on any airs when you're down on Rue Morgue Avenue

Somehow the fact that he's riffing in a way on a Dylan lyric made this okay, for me.

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Close Lobsters – Let's Make Some Plans Lyrics 9 years ago
The first line of the song is

"Let's make some plans 'cause they can go wrong."

Not what's written above. The idea isn't that all plans go wrong, but that they can go wrong. Because they're made by humans.

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The Extra Glenns – Memories Lyrics 9 years ago
Yeah, this is a cover of the Leonard Cohen song.

Lyrics here:

http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858580342/

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Barcelona – Planet Jerk Lyrics 9 years ago
Astronaut is spelled - well, like that. Astronaught is a funny way to spell it, if you feel what they do up there is all for naught.

The third line is "It wore a purple tracksuit."

I don't think loving the Go-Betweens makes you a jerk, but perhaps claiming you do when you don't really know how awesome they are *does* make you a jerk.

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Mirah – LC Lyrics 9 years ago
A lovely tribute to Leonard Cohen, using imagery fans of his will find very familiar.

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Leonard Cohen – Bird on the Wire Lyrics 9 years ago
I much prefer it when LC sings this song live, mainly because he changes the lines:

"If I
If I have been untrue
I hope you know it was never to you"

to:

"If I
If I have been untrue
I thought a lover had to be some kind of liar, too"

In my experience, in my shabby, ramshackle experience in love, the latter just resonates more closely with what I've felt, known, & suffered. The first one - "it was never to you" - that's more storybook romance. & it feels far more dishonest than the line admitting that lovers, by their nature, are liars.

(He has changed that line possibly more than twice. I have a bootleg in which he sings:

If I have been untrue
I know that I've never fooled you

A little more confident, but still honest.)

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Anne Clark – Heaven Lyrics 9 years ago
These lyrics are incorrect. They are the lyrics to the song "Heaven" by Warrant.

Here are the lyrics to Anne Clark's song:

Every day is heaven
Moves further & further away
Familiar blue eyes I once knew
Turn a colder shade of grey

Every day is heaven
Moves further & further away
Familiar words we used to share
Seem so difficult to say

& I am alone
In a world of cold flesh, cold steel, cold stone

I close up like a clam
& shut the world out with the slam of a door
To shut out all the fighting, all the hatred, all the war

You just cannot stay calm
When your soul screams less
But someone always wants more
What for?

Every day is heaven
Moves further & further away
Familiar blue eyes I once knew
Turn a colder shade of grey

Every day is heaven
Moves further & further away
Familiar words we used to share
Seem impossible to say

Every day
Every day
Heaven moves further & further away

Every day
Every day
Heaven is moving further & further away

Every day
Every day

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Ultra Vivid Scene – She Screamed Lyrics 9 years ago
The original album didn't come with a lyrics sheet, & I'm not sure where revontulet got these lyrics, but I've always heard the lines:

& so she ate half of that
Now she can see in the dark

As:

& so she ate half a light
Now she can see in the dark

It makes a little more sense - in the song's sexually perverse, drug-addled world, anyway.

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California Oranges – Olivia Lyrics 9 years ago
The Olivia in this sweet & wonderful tribute is Olivia Newton-John, the English-born Australian pop star whose heyday was the late 1970s/early 1980s.

The song references several of her high points:

She had a song called "Hopelessly Devoted To You."
The "muse on roller skates" in the summer of 1980 was Olivia in the movie "Xanadu."
& the reason a young woman would want to crop her hair & wear leg warmers might be to look like Olivia in the "Let's Get Physical" video.

Songs like this always make me wonder if the subject ever heard it. I bet it would make the California Oranges happy if they knew Olivia Newton-John had heard this song!

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California Oranges – John Hughes Lyrics 9 years ago
This is a lovely tribute to a filmmaker that spoke to people of a certain age through a handful of teen-related movies in the 1980s. From Sixteen Candles to Some Kind Of Wonderful (referenced in this song), Hughes managed to touch on teen angst while also making it funny, moving, & fantastical (Ferris Bueller, of course).

I transcribed these lyrics from listening. The first line is probably correct, referencing the suburb of Illinois where Hughes set many of his comedies. The only line I am very uncertain about is "My TV tells me she's the one." I can't hear what he's saying - & if he's making a John Hughes reference, I'm not sure what exactly it is.

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David Bowie – Amazing Lyrics 10 years ago
The lyrics sheet to the Tin Machine album says:

I'm lazy
You crazy girl

It's one of Bowie's best love songs. "There's too much at stake to be down."

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The Lucksmiths – Only Angels Have Wings Lyrics 10 years ago
This song is about an historical event in the United States' Cold War history: the atomic bomb exploded on the Bikini atoll in 1946 was said to be graced with an image of Rita Hayworth. (It wasn't on the bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945, but we can forgive Marty Donald his alliteration.)

Though reported on extensively at the time (Orson Welles, who was then married to Hayworth, noted it in a report, without mentioning she was his spouse), the story began to take on the elements of a legend due to many of the details being part of government classified information. This is doubtless how Marty Donald heard the story, & perhaps why he suggests that Hayworth's likeness was on the Hiroshima bomb.

I checked online, & discovered that someone had already done the research, & found the image on the bomb, which you can read about & view here:

http://conelrad.blogspot.com/2013/08/atomic-goddess-revisited-rita-hayworths.html

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The Jesus and Mary Chain – Upside Down Lyrics 11 years ago
It's not:

You wish you never was
But you can't see

It's:

You hear my words
But you can't see.

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Lloyd Cole – Loveless Lyrics 11 years ago
"You fill it with verse
Make the whole thing worse"

I resemble that couplet.

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Bob Dylan – You Changed My Life Lyrics 12 years ago
The lyrics of the Bootleg Series version are on Dylan's site:

http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/you-changed-my-life

You can compare & contrast your own there.

I had thought you left them out because they were awkward!

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The Guild League – A Maze in Greys Lyrics 12 years ago
"A Maze In Greys" is a damn good pun.

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Bob Dylan – You Changed My Life Lyrics 12 years ago
I'm interested in fellow who calls himself "IDoKnowTheMuffinMan," who transcribed these lyrics, because he left off Bob Dylan's last interesting simile, which I reproduce here (& which is available for you to listen to in the first Bootleg Series release):

"You came in like the wind
Like Errol Flynn
& you changed my life"

Does it bother someone who may be Christian & wants to believe the Bob feels the same way to compare the savoir of humankind with a philandering Hollywood legend? I have to ask.

Because the fact that the Bob does it is both insults the Christian faithful but also belies his own sense of awesomeness.

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Elvis Costello – From A Whisper To A Scream Lyrics 12 years ago
If you're puzzled by the line "the one over the eight seems less like one and more like four," I can explain.

"The one over the eight" is British slang for one too many beers. The idea is that eight beers is enough to get you sufficiently soused. The "one over the eight" is the one that turns you into a falling-down, blackout drunk.

So Elvis (or in this case, Glenn Tilbrook, who sings the line) is saying that it doesn't feel like he's had just one over the eight, he's so drunk it feels like it's been four too many.

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Sprites – Following Her Around Lyrics 12 years ago
Wow, yeah, the person who wrote these lyrics does not know his/her indie bands.

(It sounds to me like the record store is named "Vinyl Link," but I don't know this for a fact.)

"These were the records she found & she held & she lingered on:
The Fun Boy Three, Air Miami, then Kraftwerk
Considered the Soft Boys but opted for Bandwagonesque
George was still around then & he said
'Have you heard the Hit Parade record yet?'"

Also, her Karmann Ghia would have had stickers by the Connells & Ministry.

(Bandwagonesque in the the breakthrough hit record by Teenage Fanclub, duh. I would've gone with the Soft Boys myself.)

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John Prine – Bruised Orange (Chain Of Sorrows) Lyrics 13 years ago
John Prine explains the song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFD2wZaBciY

More than that, though, this song changed my life. I was consumed with anger over a situation in my life, & this song appeared - I stumbled onto John Prine - & it told me what would come. I saw myself indeed growing weak & bitter, becoming my own prisoner. It was a strange & coincidental alarm warning me that I was going to be trapped in a chain of sorrow.

It saved me. As music always has.

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David Bowie – Star Lyrics 13 years ago
Doesn't he sing "I'd send my money back to my honey"?

It doesn't sound at all like "photograph."

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Squeeze – Annie Get Your Gun Lyrics 13 years ago
As close to perfect as a pop song can be.

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The Lucksmiths – Get-To-Bed Birds Lyrics 13 years ago
I still can't believe they've broken up, but it's a lovely swansong.

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Momus – Bluestocking Lyrics 13 years ago
Actually, Momus himself said it's from Marguerite Duras' book "The Lovers." My bad.

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Momus – Bluestocking Lyrics 13 years ago
An amazing reading list in a slightly naughty song.

The last bit in French is, I believe, from the Georges Bataille book.

"Lusts Of A Moron" is the first collection of Momus' own lyrics. Who wouldn't look a woman who's read one's one work?

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Barcelona – Pop Goes The World Lyrics 13 years ago
This is a cover of the Men Without Hats song. The correct lyrics for it are here:
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/86962/

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Tullycraft – 8 Great Ways Lyrics 13 years ago
It's "knee high socks & diet soft drinks."

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Sad Waters Lyrics 13 years ago
I find it interesting that no one has read this as a love song to the Virgin Mary, who would most certainly have seduced someone's soul. As well, if Nick Cave is a "hostage of your child's world," that child would of course be Jesus. You could imagine that if her son can turn water into wine, surely an immaculately conceived tease like Mary could as well.

I had a friend who put this on a mixed tape a long time ago to a girl named Mary, but when I thought about it - maybe because I had just read "And The Ass Saw The Angel" &/or maybe because Nick Cave borrows Leonard Cohen's technique from "Joan Of Arc" (speaking the lyrics while also singing it - LC does it only in the first verse, Nick Cave does it throughout this song) which is another love song to a religious icon, I always saw this as an anguished love song to a spiritual figure that he cannot, will not possess.

That is how I've always heard it, anyway.

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Heavenly – Itchy Chin Lyrics 13 years ago
According to the Urban Dictionary, an "itchy chin" is "when someone says something that you don't believe, or that you know... isn't true." I suppose it comes from the skeptical look one might have when scratching one's chin. It must be a British idiom or colloquialism; I have never heard it in the United States.

There's an incorrect lyric above in the second stanza, which should read:

"How the hell did you INFER FROM that
that she's leaving you?"

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Momus – Nicky Lyrics 14 years ago
This is Momus' translation/rewrite of the Jacques Brel song "Jackie." "Nicky" is the affectionate diminutive of Momus' real name, Nicholas Currie, as "Jackie" is short for "Jacques."

He attempted to convey Brel's sense with references that English audiences might understand, like Cliff Richard & Julio Iglesias. & though he lightly mocks David Bowie, he ends the song with quotes from Ziggy Stardust's "Star."

I don't speak French, but for comparison, he's the English lyrics of Jackie from the 1960's show "Jacques Brel Is Alive & Well & Living In Paris":

& if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue

I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you

My name would be Antonio
& all my bridges I would burn
& if I gave them some they'd know
I expect something in return

I'd have to get drunk every night
To talk about virility
With some old grandmother who might
Be decked out like a Christmas tree

& tho' pink elephants I'd see
I'd sing the song they sang to me
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-ass way

& if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then I would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
& I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows

My name would then be Handsome Jack
& I'd sell boats of opium
Whiskey that came from Twickenham
Authentic queers & phony virgins

I'd have a bank on every finger
A finger in every country
& every country ruled by me
I still know where I'd want to be

Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some Chinamen
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-ass way

Now tell me wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in Paradise
I sang for all the ladies up there
& they would sing along with me
We'd be so happy there to be
'Cause down below is really nowhere

My name would then be Jupiter
& I would know where I was going
& then I would become all knowing
With my beard so long & flowing

If I became deaf dumb & blind
Because I pitied all mankind
& broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night

When my angelic work was through
The angels & the devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-ass way

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Squeeze – Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) Lyrics 14 years ago
I am not entirely sure about the sexual stuff (though I can see it) but I do know that in interviews Glenn Tilbrook & Chris Difford refer to this song as "Pulling Muscles For Michelle," so perhaps it's about a young Chris Difford trying to show off to a girl he fancies that he has met on holiday.

I dunno, but it's a great song.

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The Secret History – Johnny Anorak Lyrics 14 years ago
Lyrics taken from the Secret History Facebook page, transcribed by the writer, Michael Grace, Jr., himself.

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