| Soulja Boy – Crank That (Soulja Boy) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| p.p.s. it's double-A MCO, not "AMACO" | |
| Soulja Boy – Crank That (Soulja Boy) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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I think all the women out there that like to be supersoaked and supermanned should identify themselves so we know who they are in public. Maybe they could all wear pearl necklaces outside their shirts. The sooner us men know, the better. I can't tell you how many dirty looks I've gotten from hos, who I thought would be up for it, as I start to attach their bedsheets to the organic adhesive I've applied to their backs. Just thinking about it makes me want to do that dance! I hope he follows this song up with a little ditty about skullfucking the infant sisters of teenage girls... you know, with a cool beat to it. |
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| Atom and His Package – Hats Off To Halford Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I think this song is about how people who don't pay attention in statistics class miscalculate probabilities and bring shame upon their families for doing so. | |
| Atom and His Package – If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're A Cock Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I think this song is about how people turn into fowl once they purchase the Washington Redskins. | |
| Nickelback – Rockstar Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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This is clearly a song about how the singer wants to be a rock star. The problem is that he focuses so much on the perks of being a rock star that he fails to focus on the most important part: writing good songs. This man will never truly be a rock star until he can write a decent song. He can fantasize about Playboy bunnies all day, but until he writes a song that doesn't make listeners jump out of windows just to make the music go away, he will have to be content with the dust bunnies collecting next to his CD in the bargain bin. One critique: 3,700 feet doesn't qualify you for the mile high club. Why don't they call it the kilometer high club in Canada? |
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| John Lennon – Imagine Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song is very inspiration. After 9/11, they played it at my church and we all held hands and sang along: "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one". I feel like he's singing about Jesus and world peace. If we would all be like Jesus and be good Christians, there would be no trouble in the world. Whenever I get depressed about the world, I sing this song and it instantly renews my faith in Christ. | |
| Heart – All I Want to Do Is Make Love to You Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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These lyrics are too vague and leave too many questions unanswered. I agree with the intentional pregnancy interpretation. Otherwise the letter she writes to the homeless man makes no sense and is way too creepy. But this doesn't explain why she knows the hotel so well. Has she been sleeping with all the homeless men in town in that hotel trying to get pregnant and we're only hearing the story about the guy that knocked her up? Does she work there? Why does she know it so well? Does she currently want to make love to him or is she just reliving the past when she says that's all she wants to do? The lyrics seem to say she doesn't want anything to do with him. The fact that this song was written by a man only adds to the confusion, because men can't have children yet. |
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| Boyz II Men – I'll Make Love To You Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song is about four men who are preparing their special birthday girl for a long night of four-on-one love making. They say they will do anything she asks, but they end up just giving her lots of orders in the song. There are four of them and only one of her. You'd think one of them could start the fire while another pours five glasses of wine. That would still leave two to chat her up until the festivities begin. I'm not a woman, but if I were, I'd probably be a little scared if four men started demanding that I take my clothes off as the Boyz do. | |
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