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| Coldplay – Yellow Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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it's about god and his christmas present he gave to me last year which was an old jar of mayonnaise that gave me diarhea and so i shot it onto a wall and wrote my name...i can suck a spaghetti noodle through my penis... |
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| KoЯn – Ass Itch Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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It's about how he has one hemmorhoid and it just won't go away, no matter what you do and it won't let you sleep because all it does is talk and talk and talk so you start going crazy and think that it itches but it really doesn't so you scratch it and it screams and screams until you are dead. |
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| KoЯn – Freak on a Leash Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I like to sneak out at night, then i'll find a jar of mayonnaise, eat it, then write bad words on walls in my diarhhea.....i can suck a spaghetti noodle through my penis... |
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| KoЯn – The Christmas Song Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I'm confused because my granpappy says that "christmas is for goddamn mexicans!" so i'll steal his glasses and put them in my butt. |
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| Tool – Revolution Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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Excellent!! My testicles have much broccoli on them this sunday eve!!! |
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| Tool – Pushit (Live) Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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This song means that my appendix is red...and the dentist likes to touch my bum when my eyes are closed... |
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| Tool – Intolerance Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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It's about how much i enjoy to eat a big burrito, and then i'll have to poop, but it burns cause i like tabasco sauce...i never had a pet ant before... |
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| Tool – Opiate Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I think it's about how jesus is really mexican, and that is why he likes taco bell a lot. I went to the zoo one time, and it was fun. |
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| Tool – Jimmy Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I know what it's about...it's about that time i had diarrhea and how it shot out of the window onto some guy. My pants are orange. |
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| Tool – Jerk-Off Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I think it's about how I like to jerk off my neighbor's cat... |
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| Radiohead – Creep Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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I think it's about how i'll eat some cheesecake, and then the diarrhea shoots all over the place... |
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| Tool – Sober Lyrics
| 23 years ago
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Sometimes, when i lose my keys to the house, i have to poop in the backyard... |
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