| Swearing At Motorists – Flying Pizza Lyrics | 23 years ago |
| God I love Swearing at Motorists. Favourite band of all time. I had the good fortune of meeting Dave Doughman, and although he was very high at the time, he told me to phone up his mum to get all his old records. Everyone should listen to these guys - he deserves far better than to be playing in a room above a grotty little pub | |
| Avril Lavigne – Sk8er Boi Lyrics | 23 years ago |
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Although none of you have actually bothered to try and figure out what this song means, I will give it a go. Firstly, I wanna point out that I fucking hate Avril Lavigne, have none of her music, etc, but some of my friends do and have got the wrong idea. This song is autobiographical. In case you hadn't noticed, Avril is the sk8er boi. Yes, that's right, you heard me. It's pretty damn obvious. She wanted to go out with some preppy guy, but he said no, I'm too good for you, you skater bitch and she was emotionally scared for life - so much so that she wrote a song about it. She got her own back tho - he realised that she'd become famous, he went to try and talk to her after the show, she told him to piss off because he was an asshole and she had a real boyfriend - he'd missed his chance and he was just a shallow twat. The end. It's a shit song, the lyrics are shit, it has nothing going for it - she's plain, her songs are cliched piles of bollocks. I'm just waiting for the day that she gets gang-banged by Fugazi. |
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| Tool – Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics | 23 years ago |
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The lyrics come from a Mexican recipe book which has been loosely translated into German. The Sim Saladim bit is a random phrase as far as i know... In my opinion, it's just trying to challenge people's prejudices and preconceptions. When you first hear it it does sound evil and because it's in German, with a monotonous over-laboured industrial riff in the background, you automatically think it's sampled from some kind of Nazi propaganda. it is in fact very funny and the song sounds even better when you know what Maynard is actually singing about. |
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