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| Simple Plan – What's New Scooby Doo? Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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Just when you thought this band could not sink any lower, they actually help by digging their ways down with this "hip" track for all the youngin's and their new school Scooby Doo "Movie". I played this one in my car thinking "I'm going to be cool and play some sweet as hell simple plan really loud to let everyone know how much I love them", so I turned up the bass if you will and needless to say was almost killed by 12 stray bullets and two throwing knives before it finally ended. Who tried killing me and where did they get these weapons? Who knows, but we can answer one question. Why did they try killing me? Were they jealous of my good looks? Or perhaps angry because I'm driving a Porsche and they're not? NO YOU'RE WRONG! WRONG!! WRONG!!!!!!!!!! It's because I was blaring out this song! So what is the lesson of the day? If you would like to be pegged by darts or various other sharp objects, play Simple Plan as loud as possible. It may also attract good looking guys in tight jeans and pink tank tops. |
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| Simple Plan – I Won't Be There Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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This song is about trying to decapitate your own head via a butter knife isn't it? Well that's what it made me try to do anyways... |
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| Simple Plan – Grow Up Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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Wow this song really touched me. Oh wait, nevermind, that was just myself beating my head against the table when it was playing. What does this song mean though? Well upon close examination it appears that it not only means nothing, but it was also written in approximately 14 seconds. |
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| Simple Plan – Addicted Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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How cute, this guy is a dick, addicted to me that is! And I'm addicted to trying to cut of my ears with old rusty scissors everytime I hear this song. Now folks, I'm not a rat, mouse, or squirrel, in fact I'm not even a member of the rodent family, but I can tell you that it doesn't take a lab rat to write a song like this, even a baby mouse can pull it off. |
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| Simple Plan – I'm Just A Kid Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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Tell me this is some sort of sick joke Simple Plan is playing on us... Tell me this is not the best they can come up with...? "And maybe when the night is dead/I'll crawl into my bed" is just an example of these not only unprofessional lyrics, but literally childish rhyme schemes. Anyone who finds these lyrics fulfilling in any way, shape, or form should swiftly be kicked in the groin and then beaten with their own stale feces for hours and hours until some sense is finally knocked into their tiny little skulls. Simple Plan? More like simpletons. |
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| The Ataris – In This Diary Lyrics
| 22 years ago
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Well, what can I say but the Ataris have once again proven that they are gayer than a gay guy at a gay bar. Why don't you got write in your diary about that you stupid homos. "Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up" would make more sense if this turd licking scumbag who's never had a girlfriend in his entire life wasn't almost thirty to begin with. Honestly, anyone who seriously thinks these lyrics are good should dive in a bathtub with the hair dryer. Not only are these lyrics horrible, but they are considerably worse than Good Charlotte's lyrics, and that my friends, frightens me on so many levels. |
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