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| Van Halen – Jump! Lyrics
| 7 months ago
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Many eons ago way back before the land of Bleetlesnort was created there was a god named darth vader. Darth vader had a problem Eddie Van halen was trying to kill him, he became a superhero after getting bit by a radioactive Vince Neil and he got the powers of not being able to sing live so EVH to break this curse, he went to the only guy who new about curses alice cooper alice cooper gave him a med to counteract the curse. This was made of the blood of Darth Vader, Eddie searches long and far till he finds him sitting on a hill waiting, strike me down if you dare, Vader said. Then out of nowhere Gandalf pops out the sky and yippy kai yak motherbuckets. Tosses Eddie his magic stick then dies. They fought long and hard till Darth Vader got kneecapped by a gnome with a bottle. Vader is down, Eddie drinks the blood of vader and the curse is lifted he cries out in joy. Later he has a drink with david lee roth the end
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