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| Led Zeppelin – The Lemon Song Lyrics
| 1 month ago
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Marriage problems of course. This is written from the point of view of a man who's wife had an mean habit of squeezing his bladder until he fell out of bed. Why is anyone's guess but she obviously thought it was fun. Maybe it was the sound of her husband landing on the floorboards like a bag of rocks. Maybe it was the facf he said "ow!" ahd moved away. Understandably, he did not like it. It was an undignified ending for him. The floor was cold and hard and he was now covered in his own pee. Yuck. |
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| Justin Bieber – Yummy Lyrics
| 5 years ago
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This song is about a big fat sausage that Justin is about to devour like a hungry bear but with far less dignity. |
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