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| Joanna Newsom – Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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My wife wants to know why we keep having doggy style while I watch Amy Adams movies and listen to Joanna Newsom. God, I just want to be warm and held and told that everything's gonna be alright |
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| Rebecca St. James – Jesus Loves the Little Children Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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This song is racist as fuck. Isn't the point that we all pull together on this shitty ark we call life? Why do we need to separate each other by skin tones? Jesus was black, anyway. The white Jesus was a fiction created by a Roman. A fucking Roman. You know, the same people that killed him? The fuck is the matter with you people? Get your head out of your ass. And praise God, he lives in my backyard. |
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| Bright Eyes – First Day of My Life Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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I impregnated Connor Oberst after a show not too long ago. Put my babies right in his uterus. And that motherfucker won't even call. Fuck this band. |
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| Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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This song means absolutely nothing. Read an interview with Ronnie Van Zandt where he said that they just had some bills to pay. Just a shameless money- grab. Everything you read into it comes from your own head. |
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| Toby Keith – American Soldier Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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I love anyone who is so shallow they can kill people for an ideal. America is the best country everywhere and having lived nowhere else I know what I'm talking about. |
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| Toby Keith – Courtesy of the red, white, and blue (angry american) Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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Lost my virginity to this song. In a rest stop bathroom. I'll never forget that night. He was wearing a sleeveless stars and stripes shirt and a do-rag over his blonde mullet. I was dressed like Minnie Pearl, and he called me mother as he climaxed. God, I love the south. |
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| Lynyrd Skynyrd – Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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My God. Can't we do future generations a favor and erase this song from the national conscious? But every redneck treats it like a rallying call. I get it, your southern and proud...why? Most of these people were born there. They didn't choose anything, probably never even looked around. But YOU were born there, so there must be something cool about it, right? Maybe you |
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| Don Henley – The Boys of Summer Lyrics
| 6 years ago
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This song is really just about Don Henley being a simpering pussy who takes his whore girlfriend back after she spends the whole summer fucking tourists. And "deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" is not ironic. It's just about how the only people who can afford a deadhead or squatter lifestyle are usually rich kids slumming it. Their clothes might be dirty, but the first sign of trouble and they whip out daddy's credit card. |
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