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The Pretenders – Mystery Achievement Lyrics 7 years ago
Immediately on first hearing it thought Mystery Achievement maybe meant male sexual orgasm - but probably not. But who knows for sure. Thought she sang "I got no tears on my screen" the first time I heard her sing it. Thought possibly meant no would-be or former boyfriend crying outside her window/window screen to get in, or back in.

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The Pretenders – Mystery Achievement Lyrics 7 years ago
@[stoolhardy:29358] Cuban Slide Is just another silly pop dance which the least athletic/artistic/intellectual girl in your high school, or your old Granny, can learn to do, with a few minutes worth of lessons and a little practice. That's why they (human females) all love silly popular dances - any enthusiastic idiot can learn to do them with a minimal amount of lessons and practice, while the world's greatest athletes would have no idea how to do them without lessons, practice. Makes them (even the most mediocre human females) feel that they are therefore very artistic, athletic - if they lie to themselves non-stop. Which they do.

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