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| Above & Beyond – Thing Called Love Lyrics
| 7 years ago
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@[Perrik77:27534] This guy is the asexual. He has one really muscular arm and one very skinny arm. The skinny arm is not the Fapping hand. This guy has hair on the palm of the large muscular arm. Sometimes he accidentally twists doorknobs off. Occasionally he breaks someones fingers due to his powerful grip and jackhammer like handshake. When shaking his hand you might get a dislocated shoulder. He has one tiny baby looking hand and the other hand is the size of cinder-block. He walks with the baby hand in his pocket and the knuckles of the big arm dragging on the ground. If you see this man Russian Brotherhood is looking for him. His name is Ivan please do not give him Vodka. Also do not shake his hand or try to fist bump him. Give him a Playboy and bottle of lotion. Then contact Russian Brotherhood we pay you 1000 Ruble. Also if you see this man and do not contact Russian Brotherhood my name is Igor and I will soak your brains into the sidewalk with my Kalashnikov. |
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| Above & Beyond – Thing Called Love Lyrics
| 7 years ago
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@[no11509812:27529] This is Igor. Ivan is that you? Why you always talking about people I shoot Ivan? Now I have to track down the IP address of everyone who read this and soak brains into sidewalk. Ivan please slow down on the Vodka brother everyone worried about you and you talk way too much on the Vodka brother. We get tired of cleaning your mess Ivan please stop the Vodka now. |
submissions
| Above & Beyond – Thing Called Love Lyrics
| 7 years ago
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Did you guys like watch the video or what? No? I guess I was the only one who could be bothered to. Anyways go here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRnLM9Vi24 Now watch that... I'll wait.....
Now clearly she is an indentured servant paying for her passage from India. She had a fling with the whiteboy and the video starts out with him hiding panicked and these mafia dudes driving around looking for him. So the Indian girl is really hot and she is serving drinks in this gogo club. One guy like swats her on the big booty. Then the white boy that hit it one time sneaks past the bouncer just as the mafia dudes find him. He runs inside and is like I love you let me hit it one more time. She waves at him like run stupid Igor will kill you. So then the big nasty Russian mobster grabs him drags him outside and throws him on the ground. Then the boss mobster stands over him and loads a clip into his Kalashnikov but the video ends before whiteboys brains gets soaked into the sidewalk.
So this moral to the story as we say in mother Russia is "When you hit an indentured servant one time and its really good run away and elope with her before Igor comes home with his Kalashnikov." So the road they almost took is when he begged her to elope but she was scared because she had already seen Igor chop too many people in half with his AK-47. As we say in mother Russia. "Do not piss off Igor when he has a 250 round drum on the Kalashnikov."
Hope this helps. Next time you guys interpret a song please just watch the video though or Igor and his homies will find you. |
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