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| Static-X – December (Deep Blue Dream cover) Lyrics
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This song is a cover, but they chose to cover it because like all Static X songs it is about taking a dump (“I close my eyes and close the door”). Sure, its a song about growing up and trying to figure out life but at the same time the humbling realisation that no matter how rich or poor we are we all bomb the bowl with logs EVERY SINGLE DAY and if you dont you should probably get that checked out there might some kind of serious issue trust me you dont want to be clogged up for too long (please refer to Static X - Bled for Days for the consequences of this). |
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| Static-X – The Trance Is The Motion Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Its a little known fact that Wayne Static was actually a massive Elvis fan but was too ashamed to admit it. But why? There is no shame in this! You should have worn this with pride Wayne, rather than having to revert to cryptic lyrics about Elvis’ death having a stroke while taking a dump (its true) so again this is another Static X song about taking a dump |
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| Static-X – Wisconsin Death Trip Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about taking a dump. Wisconsin death trip is actually an anagram for “shits on a prince - TWID”, TWID being an acronym for “thats what I do” so this is 100% definitely a brag song about that time Wayne Static (RIP) shat on the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince (RIP) after a visit to Otsego in Minnesota (WHERE PRINCE WAS FROM) to perform in the Otsegolation ritual I mention in my other reviews. (Wayne was jealous that Prince won that year). ITS TRUE |
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| Static-X – Fix Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Have you ever taken a dump so good it almost felt like a spiritual experience? Can 100% guarantee that this is what this song is about. |
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| Static-X – Sweat Of The Bud Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Like all Static X songs, this is about taking a dump. I toured with Static X as their janitor who cleaned their toilets so I can make this statement with a very high degree of authority even though its not true. |
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| Static-X – Stem Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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This is a song about colonic irrigation (“cleanse and purge the ill from the inside”). If you havent tried it, I would definitely recommend |
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| Static-X – Otsegolation Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about blowing some nuggs from between your cheeks. Otsego is a town in Minnesota where they have a ritual called Otsegolation where you take a dump in the middle of the road and then put some little goggly eyes on it and give it a pet name like “Sweet Cheeks” or “Colin” and then see how many days it takes for someone to run over it in a vehicle and the last one to not get run over wins. Its true coz I have been to Otsego and participated in this event four times now. I am yet to win but the camaraderie is like nothing I have experienced in my life and I have life long connections to my brothers in Otsego (shout out to Chad, Brad and Thad - YOU MY BOIS) |
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| Static-X – I Am Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about taking a dump. Some interpretations of the line “put a gun in my mouth and threaten to shoot” being about depression and suicide but im pretty sure its symbolic of shooting a solid loaf out of your hole. More relatable content from Wayne Static and definitely been my favourite band for at least 3 years (heaps more than the other commenter) |
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| Static-X – Love Dump Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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It’s about a relationship where she falls out of love with him and although he is so angry about this he still loves her so much that his “bowels ache”. lol Nah j/k definitely about taking a dump on someones face. |
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| Static-X – Bled For Days Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about taking a massive dump. Like one of those ones you’ve been holding onto for days, so big that it rips you a new one. We’ve all been there. Relatable content. |
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| Static-X – I'm With Stupid Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about taking a massive dump. Like one of those times where you are with your parole officer and suddenly have to take a dump but you cant find a toilet. But then you do and you lose control and it goes everywhere (“stepping to inside, stepping I wade through shit”). This is also where the line “so I grab my shovel” comes from (have to clean up yo or the chick behind the counter at the servo not going to be impressed with the mess you’ve made BOI) |
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| Static-X – Push It Lyrics
| 3 years ago
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Great song, definitely about taking a dump (pushing one out). It gets worse and turns into diarrhoea (“explosive, more violent”). Starts to enjoy it though (“I see it, I need it”). We’ve all been there. Taking a good dump. Love it. |
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