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Creed – With Arms Wide Open Lyrics

6 years ago

I have fond memories of this song, it's quite special to little ol' me. I recall first hearing this masterpiece in 2003, back when the quaint little mall we had in our country bumpkin town was still a thing. It was torn down years later to make room for a rehab facility. While I don't expect the average person to understand this, I found it extremely obvious that this song is about old tales in the bible. More specifically, it's directly linked to the passage Ezekiel 23:18-21. For those uneducated sinners around use (I can sense you), this passage is about those who whore themselves. Many years were wasted in Egypt, flailing around, flaunting the wicked and crooked lewd actions of those who are comparable to donkeys. Confusing to you, but it's clear to me. Dave Grohl created this song back in 1997 when he passed away for 14 minutes. He was brought back to the cursed earth by Scott Sapp, who was the surgeon who operated on Dave after he went into cardiac arrest. It was later revealed that Dave had irritated his already in bad shape heart by abusing the substance codeine. Both Dave and Scott have since formed a very special relationship, which some believe to be outrageously intimate. Is this true? We don't know. There are some photos of the two holding hands in public. Whether they did this as a gag to fool us (Haha!) or they were captured on camera in their most innocent and unsuspecting form, nobody will ever really know. All I can personally do is get on my knees and release a prayer in hope that they're bond is still tight and the love they possibly raised is still grounded.

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KoЯn – Daddy Lyrics

9 years ago

This song is actual so touching, that it drove me to do the same thing to my daughter. Just recently I came out to my wife that I was 6'4 albino male with SUPER strong genes like Harambe, and I don't think she was super impressed, but I took note that my daughter liked gorillas because she laughed like she got gucci tickled for the first time. I slipped into her bedroom around 4:32 in the morning and curdled up into her bed. Me being the alpha Harambe like male, I woke her up with my heavy breathing. What else would of it been, the penetration? No! I'm a smooth man, man. I wouldn't do anything to my daughter that she wouldn't do to me. When she gets in trouble, she pays for it. When I get in trouble I pay for it. Everything is fair in this home, so this is excusable. I need this. I pulled the sheet over her face and knocked her out cold so then I could begin the Pagan ritual. I skinned her and tossed her out the window and started making the shrine of Albino Men in America.

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Duncan Sheik – Barely Breathing Lyrics	9 years ago
@[AdamGullets:15038] I remember the day when my pitbull shoved his cock and balls down my tight throat. Horrible feeling, but when he ejaculated, it was like eating icecream and letting it sit in the back of your throat. When he orally fucked me, I remember shanking him in his abdominal region about 3 times. He did pass away because of it, but who the hell wants a dog that can fuck you?

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Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody Lyrics	9 years ago
I remember walking down the road with my phone and my pocket, just blasting this sweet song into my big ears. I would get banged left and right. Any female who was driving to her home just parked her car and slide on my dick. I'm telling you, this song is a chick magnet. If you're gay though, enjoy nothing you dumb cuck.

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Eminem – 97' Bonnie And Clyde Lyrics	9 years ago
Man... this song truly brings back some memories, dark or bright. I remember cruising in my 1983 F-150 and listening to this song. Pretty sure I would get some weird looks my way, but it's a great song. This song truly describes what REAL relationships are like... not the fairy shit that you see on TV.

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Simon and Garfunkel – The Sound of Silence Lyrics	9 years ago
It's crazy how this song actually caused and triggered the Great Depression when it came out. Such a good song, but when you think of it-- it's only now that it's an actual song... Back then it was a fire starter to therapy, suicidal thoughts, and all around darkness.

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