| Creed – With Arms Wide Open Lyrics | 6 years ago |
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Where do I even begin with this one. The song comes through the gates swinging, instantly delivering a very distinctly Biblical feel through Mr. Staphs fire and brimstone vocals. "I just heard the news today" he says. This line, for me, personally reminds me of the beef between Creed and their rival band The Newsboys. I see this as a sort of jab at their opponents, basically letting the audience know that nothing's safe from Staph and his vapid band members. Eventually, the lyrics allude to Staph bawling his eyes out for some reason, among other equally feminine things. Strangely homosexual imagery that I'm picking up on for Christian rock, but I'm pretty open-minded. But then, he throws us quite the lyrical curveball, one that I'm still trying to wrap my head around. He goes on to talk about him waiting for YOU, with HIS arms wide open. The amount of things that these words call to mind are innumerous, and dizzying. The most prominent picture that I see, though, is that of 800-year old fisherman Noah (biblical), whistling at some poor baby lambs to get on deck, before the tide comes in. "Come on over, I said I said", I can hear Knoah saying. It gives me chills. I must also quickly call attention to the complex and ill-metered banjo picking that I hear chiming away in the background. It's incredibly rare to hear such a diametric melody in a pop song, but Staph's poor guitarist, whoever he is, pulls it off without breaking a sweat. I was saddened to hear that the guitarist had to have a 9 gauge string removed from his pointer finger, after having one snap on him during practice. They say he won't play like he once did ever again. Going back to the words, there's not much to speak of. Staph repeats himself a LOT, to the point where I thought my record player was catching. "With arms wide open. With arms wide open, baby. With arms wide open". It makes you wonder what was going through his head writing this, if anything at all. He's always a shocker, we know that. Overall, what I believe Staphs message to be is that you CAN be Christian, without actually believing in God, or ever so much as seeing a Bible in your lifetime. Every time I hear this song on K.Love I can't help but feel like Jesus died in vain. Damn, that shit sucks. |
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| Queen – Don't Stop Me Now Lyrics | 9 years ago |
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I've heard many theories about the auditory and literary genius that is "Don't Stop Me Now", such as this song being about masturbation, space travel, wild-west cowboy brawls, the invention of radio, winning the Russian Olympics, and more. But the one that truly makes the most sense was one that I created in my own mind, and that analysis is that this song is about prison rape. Think about it, the lyrics "don't stop me now" refer to the rapist telling the guards "dont stop me now, im about to jizz into this jail bitches ass". If that isn't proof enough, the lyrics "I am a sex machine ready to reload" obviously means the rapist (Freddie Mercury is the rapist) is preparing to rape you again, because he's an unstoppable sex God who could rape you, finish, and go again 2 minutes later. "I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah And floating around in ecstasy" By saying he'll turn the "world inside out, Ol' Freddie Mercury obviously means he's going to turn your asshole inside out by raping it 60 times an hour, and the lyrics floating around in ecstasy means he has a stunningly large amount of drugs in his prison cell that he likely won from cock fighting rings and other illegal activities. So, if this is not proof enough, then you're in denial and need your ass destroyed by Freddie. |
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| Duncan Sheik – Barely Breathing Lyrics | 9 years ago |
| This song is almost certainly about that feeling you get when your dog slams his ballsack down your throat when you're trying to watch Football. We've all had it happen: you're sitting on your sofa, 16 beers in, when your dog leaps from behind you and slam his balls directly down your throat. They get stuck, he begins thrashing around, knocking your 17th beer over, and you're barely able to breath. HENCE, the title. | |
| Simon and Garfunkel – The Sound of Silence Lyrics | 9 years ago |
| @[jason10485:15036] Damn straight. I remember being there when it started. Grandma was baking some of her homemade Lil Debbie snackcakes, when a midget knocked out the window with a 100 galloon solid lead oil barrel. I had to pull at the AK and defend my grandma's joint from a ton of angry people dressed like emos. This song is insanely dangerous, I'm glad it faded into complete obscurity in the past 300 years. | |
| Eminem – 97' Bonnie And Clyde Lyrics | 9 years ago |
| The meaning of this song is clear as it could be. The song is obviously about underground German brawling rings in the lower/upper quandrants of the Persian Military. This is an issue that Eminem was always vocal about in meetings "Fuckin' Germans and Persians kickin' in that ass 24/7, fuckin' bitches needa get mowed down" is what he said in an interview when asked about his German mixtape sales. | |
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