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Craig Finn – New Friend Jesus Lyrics 10 years ago
The narrator of this song might be the guy from When No One's Watching. Maybe not, but he's the same kind of scumbag.

He's one of those people that's found Jesus, and seems to think it makes him invincible and great at everything, but this is obviously not true from the context of lines like, "You'd be so impressed with me/You'd give yourself right up to me." He doesn't use his Christianity to be a better person, but as a signal that he's a better person. He's still a piece of shit, which is why she's calling the cops and asking him to leave.

Delightfully ironic song, although "It's hard to catch with holes right through our hands" is a pretty cringeworthy line.

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