submissions
| Magazine – I Want To Burn Again Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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After getting a bit of a urine infection from drinking too much Tizer he got better with antibiotics but spent a long time afterwards missing the sensation of really needing a pee but nothing comes out. |
submissions
| Magazine – You Never Knew Me Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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This one's about a tin of sardines he once bought at the minimarket opposite the bus station in Picaddily but managed to leave on the top deck after having a fight with Morrisey's budgie. |
submissions
| Magazine – Model Worker Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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It's about a chimpanzee in a dress that gets caught by his mum "spanking the monkey". When his dad gets home they all have a bit of a gardening session and plant some turnips but it all goes horribly wrong and Hitler invades Poland. When he wakes up he realises he's eaten his hands and spends the rest of his life behind the sofa counting the hairs on his elbows |
submissions
| Magazine – Philadelphia Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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I think he smokes a big fattie, gets the munchies and goes for the cream cheese option, then ends up eating so much that he turns into a bit of a Buddha. And then he gets all anxious about it. Possibly. |
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