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| Size 14 – I Touched Her Ass Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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Once again at a bar in Hollywood, (can you say "drinking problem?") Linus accidentally touched a girls rear, and his imagination did the rest. |
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| Size 14 – Earthquake Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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This is about wishing evil things on someone who broke up with you. We've all been there. |
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| Size 14 – Claire Danes Poster Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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About an actual poster that Linus had on his wall. It was a Tiger Beat poster with Jonathan Taylor Thomas on the other side. |
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| Size 14 – Sleeping In The Wet Spot Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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A song about a guy who is unhappy in his relationship, yet he stays in it despite his friends' advice. It used to be called "Waiting For Fudge" but everyone thought it was about anal sex. |
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| Size 14 – Shane Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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About the porn star named 'Shane' who is the star of the Seymour Butts Adult Video collection. She's a very spunky gal. |
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| Size 14 – Prototype Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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Linus was talking to a girl at a bar in Hollywood and she said 'that Kevin Danczak is such a babe! He's the PROTOTYPE!' And another song was written. |
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| Size 14 – Formula Guy Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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People think Linus is making fun of people with 'generic' tastes, but it's actually about him. |
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| Size 14 – Death Metal Steve Lyrics
| 12 years ago
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An old friend of ours was telling us about how she had a crush on this guy, and his name was actually 'Death Metal Steve.' Always looking for a good song title, the tune was written, fusing our love for Slayer's "Angel of Death" with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." |
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