| The Cramps – Garbageman Lyrics | 12 years ago |
| YOU PEOPLE NOT ONLY GOT THE LYRICS WRONG, THE SONG IS ABOUT A SPEED DEALER DUMMY. YOU AINT NO PUNK YOU PUNK IS MEANT FOR EVERYONEWHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND, LIKE LUX REPEATS OVER AND OVER DO YOU UNDERSTAND. THE GARBAGEMAN IS TO SPEED LIKE WHAT A JUNK DEALER IS TO HEROIN. HELLO ITS SOMETHNG THAT DRIVES YOU DOWN THE DRIVEWAY. DO YOU WANT THE REAL SPEED OR ARE YOU JUST A WANNABE | |
| Sweet – Blockbuster Lyrics | 12 years ago |
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THE SWEET BLOCKBUSTER THE WRITTEN STORY BY STEVEN JAMES HOWLAND YOU COULD HERE SCREAMING, MOANING. THAT SOUNDS MALE AND FEMALE. AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... AH AHHHHHHHHHH. THE MORE YOU LISTEN THE MOANS ARE OF BOTH PLEASURE AND PAIN. YOU CALL THE COPS TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD AND THE COPS SAY TO YOU, "LISTEN YOU NEED TO BEWARE OF THOSE SOUNDS AND JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BUT IF YOU OUR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS LONG BLACK HAIR THEN YOU'LL NEED TO SERIOUSLY WATCH OUT, THIS GUYS NAME IS BUSTER AND HE LIKES TO GET YOU FROM BEHIND BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU WILL GO OUT OF YOUR MIND, BUT IF HE WALKS UP TO YOU SAY AT THE BAR AND SAYS HE WANTS TO GET YOU FROM BEHIND, THEN YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY SAY NO WAY, SO HE LIKES TO CREEP UP AND GET YA IN DA BUTT AND ALSO DONT LOOK IN HIS EYES BECAUSE HE IS WEARING THOSE FUNNY GROUCHO MARX GLASSES AND WHEN YOU REALIZE THIS YOU WILL BE SURPRISED THAT IT IS THAT SAME GUY BUSTER STILL TRYING TA GET YA IN DA BUTT, JUST THIS TIME WITH A TOP OF THE LINE PAIR OF GROUCHA MARX GLASSES. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE BUSTER IS THATS HOW EASY IT IS FOR HIM TO STEAL YOURE WOMAN RIGHT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSE, SAY AT THE SHOPPING MALL OR GROCERY STORE. YOU TURN YOUR HEAD FOR ONE SECOND AND SHE BENDS OVER TO GRAB SOME THING BUSTER WILL POUNCE. SO AS THE DAYS AND WEEKS HAVE GONE BY A MOB HAS ASSEMBLED. ''WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP ARE LONG BLACK HAIRED WOMAN FROM GETTING RAPED IN THE BUTT BY THIS WEIRDO NAMED BUSTER WITH HIS DISGUISES AND STUFF?" NOBODY HAS A CLUE! NOW THE COPS HAVE HIT THE STREETS. THE RANDOM ATTACKS HAVE GROWN UP TO A DOZEN IN ONE DAY. ''WE NEED TO MAKE A BARICADE!" ONE OF THE COPS SAYS. "A BARRICADE FOR WHAT?" "LISTEN WE NEED TO BLOCK BUSTER!" SO THE POLICE AND THE HUSBANDS, BOYFRIENDS, FATHERS AND BROTHERS ALL STAND IN A LINE SHOULDER TO SHOULDER IN HONOR OF THE BUTT RAPED AND THE POTENTIAL BUTT RAPED, BUT YOU SEE NO MERE RIOT CONTROL BARRICADE IS GONNA BLOCK OL BUSTER. NOT EVEN A DEFENSIVE BLOCKER IN THE NFL COULD KEEP THE EVER SNEAKY BUSTER FROM ATTACHING HIMSELF ONTO THE REAREND OF A DEFENSLESS FEMALE WITH LONG BLACK HAIR AND WHILE ATTACHED CONSTATLY SURPRISING HER WITH HIS GROUCHO MARX GLASSES AND THE FACT HE KEEPS POPING HIS WEINER IN AND OUT OF HER POOP HOLE. ANYWAY AS THEY STAND IN UNISON, ALL THE MEN LIKE IT WAS REHEARSED DROP THERE PANTS TO THE GROUND AND PULL OUT THERE HOT DOGS AND WHEN THE MASTER OF DISGUISE COMES UPON THIS HE IS FROZEN, EVERY TIME HE TRYS TO ADVANCE HE CANT, BECAUSE FELLOW READERS THERE IS TRUELY ONLY WAY TO BLOCK BUSTER AND FOR ALL THOSE IN DANGER JUST REMEMBER THOSE MEN BLOCKED BUSTER WITH THE OLDEST BLOCK IN THE BOOK. THE COCK BLOCK! THE END THE SWEET BLOCKBUSTER MUSIC THE SWEET STORY ADAPTATION STEVEN JAMES HOWLAND |
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