Gooeduck

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Well, I don't live in Andora. No offense to those who do, but I couldn't get the menu to go to USA. I try to be jolly. Above all else, I try to respect my fellow chunks of protoplasm wandering this earth in search of meaning.
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Frank Zappa – Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel Lyrics 13 years ago
always liked this song because "Green Hotel" is a chain of "business" hotels in Japan. Rooms are so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Frank Zappa – He's So Gay Lyrics 13 years ago
Maybe he needs a little spanking? Does humor belong in music? Yes. Yes, it does. Gayness = commercial success, so let's pander to that demographic. This is a meta-discussion, of course. It is likely a discussion held in the record producers' offices when deciding what records to promote.

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Frank Zappa – Be In My Video Lyrics 13 years ago
It is about stupid effects for a stupid music video. Most likely, it is a come-on to a girl that needs that one more monkey in the barrel to push her over the edge. "You'll be in my video, baby." Of course I'll introduce you to Warren.

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Frank Zappa – My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama Lyrics 13 years ago
It's a rebel song. Every teenage dude thinks he has a deathly guitar in him somewhere. But Frank actually wielded one.

The fact that every other bad-ass guitar wielding maniac did this song is testimony to Franks axe-swinging skills. Satriani, Vai, Johnson, even Allman, tossed this out there. But I've got to admit, Dweezil takes it to another level.

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Frank Zappa – Dirty Love Lyrics 13 years ago
Sorry to break the rules on one of my first posts, but I want to acknowledge that I didn't fulfill that "*" I wrote. I meant to include that what we perceive to be male, is just that: perception. Ever seen what women write on their bathroom walls?

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Frank Zappa – Dirty Love Lyrics 13 years ago
According to the song, she is perceived to be following an allegedly male* approach to her sexuality. Frank's just letting her know that he's available, should she be willing to take it from the fantasy to the real. Not that the poodle isn't real.

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