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Warren Zevon – Lord Byrons' Luggage Lyrics 13 years ago
I'd say this is the finest "ode to my dick" song ever written, but it goes well beyond that, this is a song sung from the perspective of the man's johnson. Quoting the Maestro, "I had a little friend named Mr. Johnson, he wants to be like, he rose to the heights of his profession, and he was hardon his friends and family."

He had a lot of luggage, for sure!

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