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| Everything but the Girl – Missing Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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She missed his intestenes, gross??? Ben from EBTG had a disease wherwe they had to pull out his intestenes. STRANGE GIRL Tracey is sad to say good bye to that part of Bens body soooo she save some of his intestenes make them in to 5 rings, 1 each finger of her right hand. She had them on at the EBTG show in Mirtle Beach. You know she sings this song live she crooch down in to a cactus position to sing Desert and jumps up waves her hands to sing Rain, little interpative dance for you. Well shes doing the dance and waves her hands, all 5 rings fly of her fingers in to the pit. Tracy she freak out yells ""BENNY THATS YOU DOWN THERE"" AUdience just scambling to find the rings. Right away 1 + 2 + 3 rings thrown back on stage, 4 + 5 a few minute later. Tracy slips them back on, what a relief huh....... NO well after the show Tracys back stage she look at the rings, can tell 2 of them arent Bens intestenes, run a D.N.A. test shes right! Someone Elses intestenes but whose? All they find in the pit after the concert is Neiko Heavy Duty Bolt Cutters dentalfloos and some ravedrugs.
I have 1 of the real Ben rings I can prove it ;D |
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| Seal – Kiss From A Rose Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Poor Seal 99 o/o of people meet him think hes a monster, long story he got flecheating bacteria when he was 3. What everyone want to know how did Seal marry a girl like Heidi Klume??? OK Heidi she was a kid she got a photobook about seals there was marker over the seals faces, grafiti by some jerk kid. She thought seals really look that way! Then she met Seal the singer sees marks on HIS face says ""oh cute your called Seal you have tatoos on your face you look like a real seal"" Seal makes this look like O_o then he get brave he says ""ummmmm ok baby wanna date"". Heidi says take me to the zoo Seal freaks! Pays the zoo keepers all his Kissed By A Rose money to put marks on all the seals faces, next day the go to the zoo Heidi see the seals says ""oh Seal its like their your family"" what a relief for Seal! THey get married Wedding cake is a seal ring barer is a seal flower girl is a seal Heidis dress is seal fur I think shes a little obsesed. 7 years later FINALY Heidi look at a real seal on Youtube no marks on its face oh damn its over.
I met Heidi Klume |
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| The Mountain Goats – Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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what does this even meanMy friend got me to join the Mountain Goat street team in 2004, oh I dont even know. What I had to do was go to messageboards all over online, post ""COME COME TO THE SUNSET TREE"" the word SUNSET TREE was a link to the Goats website with there new album. Easy? SO I messed up and put ""COME COME TO THE SUNSAT TREE"" in like 700 messageboards. The Goats agent her name was Sooki, real bad sport she made me take fdown all 700, I still get a free CD some how. Saw the Goats guy open for BNL later on, backrow but I mouthed ""COME TO THE SUNSAT TREE"" to him, He made this face: ヽ( ゜。゜)ゞ |
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| Meat Loaf – In the Land of the Pig, the Butcher Is King Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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But what if you mailed this man an ACTUAL meat loaf just as a joke? I thought he had a good sense humor but I watch a video just now that was him freaking out on some reality show so Im not so sure anymore. Can you UNmail a package if you sent it by certfied mail? |
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| Taco – Puttin' On The Ritz Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Blah blah we all know Bing Crosby did this song the Ritz was an old hotel, Taco made an old song weird. How weird? Taco was in to performance art he was a DEEP THINKER people! On the video shoot he point to his own darkskin says to his dancers ""1 of you will be dark like me forever""..... He gave them heap$ of money they say ok! The make up guy put 3 dancers in normal blackface but 1 in PERMANENT BLACKFACE like Russian rulett he didnt tell them who. They do the video go to wash there make up off the 1 dancer is like OH CRAP haha. Wants to kill him self but then decides he like it that way! Kinky fettish or what I dont know but his girl friend stayed him for years shes a great dental higenist she told me the story.
Oh and heay I saw Tacos glow cane at the HARD ROCK CAFE Mirtle Beach the batterys dead I checked >:( |
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| Mazzy Star – Fade Into You Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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I saw the Hope Sandoval girl at a Hope concert one time in 2001. Sooooooooo pretty right? Well the 1 thing I remember...you know she never smiles never talks between songs, but sometimes shed finish a song, turn to her drummer and say....... ""COMB ANOTHER JUJUBE"". Dont know what COMB was about, but every time the drummer went up to Hope, had a Jujube at the end of his thumb, slid thumb UNDER THE EDGE OF HOPES JAW, UNDER THE SKIN OF HOPES CHEEK so you couldnt see it. Pulled his thumb out, there was Hope chewing Jujube with a little smile, she started singing again.
""COMB ANOTHER JUJUBE"", thumb thru face, 5 or 6 times I swear. Than Hopes drummer said he had 1 Jujube left, slid thumb under Hopes face but this time only half way, he made a face and pulled out. There was Hope....big squishey lump half way down her cheek, IN her skin not udner it. She blushes hard then RUNS off stage, drummer runs after her with twezers?
In papers next day: MAZZY STAR SINGER WALKS OFF STAGE, thats it. I ask my friend who was 5 rows back, she says nothing happen that day, nothing with Jujubes I mean. But I was in the 1st row, I know Hopes secret and maybe Im the only one :X |
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| The Beach Boys – Busy Doin' Nothin' Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Turn left not right when you see the sign. Dont try to move the gate just wait for the securty guard, tell him your dads friend was called GARY USSHER. I got to meet Brian Wilson!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Barenaked Ladies – Brian Wilson Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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You heard about method acting what about METHOD SINGING? Brian Wilson was the coocoo genius one out of of the Beach Boys. Before BNL make this song Steve Page grew out his beard put on weight stopped bathing, get in caracter you know. Hes so real! He even look like that in concert a while afterwerds. Fake fans say ""who is this guy hes not sexx anymore"" walk out of concert they dont know ART when they see it. 0h yea why you think theyre called BARENAKED LADIES, its a joke on fake fans that dont like a singer that doesnt have big boobes and a 6pack, go figure.
Steve says he play this song for Brian one time, Brian says ""well Ill be gosh darned"" thought it was him self when he was young he cried all over his piano sadna d funny.
The part about SMILEY SMILE is the Beach Boys last album SMILE, FUN FUN FIN is a Beach Boys song thats on SMILE. Wilson Page now theres two real artistes!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Barenaked Ladies – Testing 1,2,3 Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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The new apartment is THE OLD APARTMENT. Fast rhymes is ONE WEEK. People only want this 2 songs at concert Steve got weird about it but good sport you know. Mean things about CERTIAN BNL FANS but good jokes and true. Steve wasnt really mean he was A WIT, make fun of him self make fun of fans. You know he elft BNL in 2010. Ed try to pick up the slack but its not the same. The dont talk to you when they sign autographs, the skiney red head dont ever look you in the eye Im so mad at him HES WHY STEVE QUIT. |
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| Barenaked Ladies – If I Had $1,000,000 [Live] Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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FEET TUBE. I went to all the Barenaked Ladies concerts in the 1990. OK almost all. Steve was so funny hed do the millonaire song and pull people on stage to say millonaire ideas. Normal people just go on stage at the mike say funny things they thought of like ""buy you a turkey ""buy you a racetrack"". I thought of one it was ""buy you a FEED TUBE"" to crack Steve up. I went to 3 xtra concerts finaly they do the millonaire song, let me onstage I go to say feed tube. My tongue slips I say the worse thing......""FEET TUBE!!! wow Steve was soooooooooo embassed for me but good sport, he hugs me through my tears. My friend was there she calls me foottube for 10 years DOUGH.
Yeah thats my story but hey the Relient Kcar thing is about RELIENT K? Great Xtian rock band so google them. |
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| Jewel – Hands Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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O YEAH she wrote this song when she was 12, her aunt told me she had big hands even back than so its not auto biographal just so you know. SYMBOLISM people! Every one says she grew up in a van but she lived in a DUGOUT for a few years. Bully kids say ""hey Jewel you packrat get back to your acorns"" Jewel was a sensative soul she knew all about getting pecked on why did she write this song thats why. In concert she says GUCCI shoes in stead of golden shoes, just a little thing to make u laugh. |
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| Jewel – Hands Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Small hands? I shook hands with Jewel at a Jewel concert. She was singing HANDS going around to touch peoples HANDS (get it???) She touched mine, I was just wow Jewel you have big hands for a girl. You dont see it in pictures but she have big hands. Then I did something weird I grab her hand and shoke it! Bcuz I have big hands too. She gave me a kowing look, I say ""HEY HAND BUDDY"" Jewel said nothing. Good girl she really make you feel at home at a concert. |
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| Jewel – Foolish Games Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Jewels aunt is a very cool folksinger MOSSY DAVIDSON who has a coyote farm in Alaska. Google her theyre a lot of fun and almost tame. |
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| Jewel – Intuition Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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The SCHICK company wanted Jewel to sellout and sing this song in their Inutition razor commercial. Jewel said to SCHICK ""youre an a$$ for even saying that."" She doesnt believe in women shaving their legs. Good girl. The part about Miss Js big butt is about the sellout psycologist DOCTOR JOYCE BROTHERS> |
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| Chris Isaak – Wicked Game Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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My friend was the girl in the Wicked Game video. She got a rash all over her body where ever Chris Isaak touched her, I asked her why she said the only thing she was alergic to were snakes!!! He was weird when they were offset he made her chew bay leaves and read verses from the DARK BIBLE said she was going to hell for showing a$$crack. 100 degrees on the beach he was the only one without a sunburn, not even a tan! She has a pace maker now and doesnt work out :( |
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| Natalie Imbruglia – Torn Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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Bugly. I went to school with Natalie Imbuglia they called her UGLY BUGLY bcuz of her name. Litrally took her clothes off and chaining her to the lockerroom bench, thats bullying. (to all u complainers: she changed it to floor bcuz shes an ARTIST). Shes cold all the time bcuz shes ANEMIC just look at here skin. They said shed grow up to be a bug she grew up to be a GODDES. I have the original song with he rband EDNASAP she taped it for me its so rare. |
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