| Devin Townsend – The Mighty Masturbator Lyrics | 14 years ago |
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this is what i heard: See the ball-faced boy! See the man with seventeen testicles! See the Longinus' Cup overflow! See the child stare vacuously into the infinite void! You! Young lad! Come forward! See the vagina-faced lady! Two for one! Indeed! I am called... ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT! Ladies and gentlemen... An announcer of my testicular baldness, as they made me out to be... My goal in this world is only to vacate the human mind, and twice now, toward the stars.. the men on the trampoline, the flying Menge Brothers! Yes! Fraudulence, ladies and gentlemen, free of charge... Whenever your admission, you get one service.. Egads! Astounding! My worlds! Ladies and gentlemen, I now see my life's purpose: I AM THE MIGHTY MASTURBATOR |
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