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Trampled by Turtles – Wait So Long Lyrics 14 years ago
"But it's better than your fiber 'n fornication"? Really?? That sounds like an misguided ad campaign for a Metamucil and Viagra cocktail. I'll offer "fire burned (burning?) fornication"--at least until somebody provides a convincing correlation between prostitution and colon health. Uhh, nevermind.

TxT Rocks.

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Trampled by Turtles – Wait So Long Lyrics 14 years ago
"But it's better than your fiber 'n fornication"? Really?? That sounds like an misguided ad campaign for a Metamucil and Viagra cocktail. I'll offer "fire burned (burning?) fornication"--at least until somebody provides a convincing correlation between prostitution and colon health. Uhh, nevermind.

TxT Rocks.

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