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Devin Townsend – Save Our Now Lyrics 12 years ago
as devin stated, this song is a re-done version of pendulum's "save our island"

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Devin Townsend – Poltergeist Lyrics 13 years ago
the epilogue of the story, as our main hero's soul is deleted, he finds peace through the reminisce of chaos.

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Devin Townsend – Deconstruction Lyrics 13 years ago
The Devil exclaims that this wish is much to take in, and in order for it to come true, he must get rid of everything in his body.


so our main hero sits down with the devil, discussing, and prepping for this wish.

finally, with our main hero ready, the devil unleashes the double cheeseburger, a food item that contains the secrets of the universe within.

however, our main hero is vegetarian, to the point where eating just a sliver of meat causes him to puke.

our main hero tries to eat it, but continues to fail.



He realizes that every wish he's ever had up to the point has backfired due to himself. He Laments that no matter what he does in the universe, the universe will always set him in his place and continue to be redundant.




Our main hero cries out that the universe is "bullshit" and that he is sorry to everybody for neglecting them, by going into his own world all the time.



With our main hero out of wishes, the Devil then wipes his soul clean, erasing the consciousness and existence of our main hero.

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Devin Townsend – Pandemic Lyrics 13 years ago
our main hero yells out his final wish, to discover the secrets of the universe.


he is immediately warped into the deepest section of hell where the devil lies.

gigantic, evil, and demonic, the song ends with the devil comically reverting to a more.. casual form.

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Devin Townsend – The Mighty Masturbator Lyrics 13 years ago
our main hero yells out his second wish, to save the world from ziltoid.

convincing ziltoid that the earth has better coffee seemed like a faulty plan to our hero, so he goes to the source.

he is sent back onto earth, where he convinces the space program to lend him a ship that allows him to go into hyperdrive, once again.

Although he isn't alone, one of his great grandparents comes along for the ride, to ensure our main hero does not botch up the wish.



once our hero makes it to the planet where ziltoid lives, he rallys almost all the people of the planet who could possibly come. He attempts to fullfill his main plan: to convince the people of this planet to overthrow ziltoid and have sympathy on a Earth by proving its worth.


However, it turns out that the race of people are already angry at the earth, and demand that the Earth must be destroyed. Our main hero and his grandfather are persistent, though. The grandfather tries his own rally methods, through religion, desperately trying to convince the planet of what they believe.
However, all their effort goes down hill, ziltoid knows why they are there, and the planet exposes the reason why the earth must die.

A giant equation appears on the screen behind our main hero. He is shocked, this is the equation that he created in his attempts to find the secrets of the universe. Our hero exclaims: These are only equations! this is only a problem!
filled with doubt and demoralized, our hero realizes that his main nitch is not to save the world, for he was the world's doom.


he gives the signal that he is done with the wish, and is flung back into hell. where his family awaits him.


his wife exclaims: "OF COURSE HE FAILED!"


with the pressure on him, out of anger and desperation, he stands on a podium and exlcaims(after a long exposition of disgusting gestures at his family) that his main purpose in life, was to masturbate.



his family is disgusted at this, and disperse their separate ways into hell, only to disappear.

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Devin Townsend – Sumeria Lyrics 13 years ago
with his family mad at him, he tries desperately to convince his family that he is good at some things in the world.


with 2 wishes left, our main hero conjures up a plan to win his family's acceptance.

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Devin Townsend – Planet Of The Apes Lyrics 13 years ago
our hero finds out that, he, out of all the people on earth, is the only person in hell to be given a second chance, with 3 wishes.
He finds out that the devil gives him these wishes as a test, for the devil overheard him and his dark wishes and thought that maybe this one deserving person can give humanity another go.


his first wish is to meet his family.

although, of course, the wish backfires.


all his family is thrown from heaven and cast into hell, every single generation.

everyone of his family members and parents tell the rest of his family that he only did this because of his stupidity, and that he will never amount to anything.

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Devin Townsend – Juular Lyrics 13 years ago
this is after ziltoid wipes out the remaining humans. Our main character, who was aboard captian spectacular's ship, is thrown deep into a level of hell. Instead of being frightful of everything, he laments that he is actually welcoming of this situation.

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Devin Townsend – Stand Lyrics 13 years ago
the intro of the main character and his normal life, before ziltoid declares his attack on the planet.

you meet him as a normal factory engineer worker with a normal family.


he could really care less about his family or his life, as he harbors dark thoughts of humanity.

he spends day and night trying to discover the secrets of the universe himself, writing equations.
however, one stands out, one that has potential to save the world.

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Devin Townsend – Praise The Lowered Lyrics 13 years ago
the intro to the story, a prelude that says "it's time to let go and start over again, by becoming wild."

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Kamelot – Poetry for the Poisoned, Pt. II: So Long Lyrics 14 years ago
however, in order to become a succubus or incubus demon, as old fable tells, you need to be human first, then die and go to hell.

and you don't turn into a vampire from an incubus

they remember the days when they were mortal and embrace the sad truth of their existence, that them being in love would kill one-another due to their energy absorption abilities that peak during mating, sort of like 2 black holes, they cancel eachother out


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Epica – Design Your Universe (A New Age Dawns, Part VI) Lyrics 14 years ago
from what i hear and gather from the song, it's partially about the mayan society breaking down after being promised a new king who would liberate them from slavery and sacrifices, unfortunately the king couldn't keep his promise and thus the kingdom is in war and chaos


that's the physical aspect of it

the spiritual aspect of it is how the people truly believe ascending into an after life or expecting hope.

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Epica – Kingdom of Heaven (A New Age Dawns, Part V) Lyrics 14 years ago
whoops, nvm, wrong song, that comment was ment for design your own universe

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Epica – Kingdom of Heaven (A New Age Dawns, Part V) Lyrics 14 years ago
from what i hear and gather from the song, it's partially about the mayan society breaking down after being promised a new king who would liberate them from slavery and sacrifices, unfortunately the king couldn't keep his promise and thus the kingdom is in war and chaos


that's the physical aspect of it

the spiritual aspect of it is how the people truly believe ascending into an after life or expecting hope.

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Kamelot – Poetry for the Poisoned, Pt. I: Incubus Lyrics 15 years ago
incubus and succubus fall in love knowing that they will be destroyed doing so. because seeing that incubuses and succubuses both suck power out of people, when 2 of the same creatures and draw energy from eachother, this causes them to die

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Breaking Benjamin – So Cold Lyrics 15 years ago
salem witch trials

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