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Jonathan Coulton – A Laptop Like You Lyrics 15 years ago
The laptop clearly isn't old. It's also pretty clearly supposed to be one of the larger aluminum Apple laptops (note the references to the one-button mouse, the OS being based on Unix, the keyboard leaving marks on the screen, and the aluminum case) -- a Powerbook or Macbook Pro, depending on when the song was written.

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Janelle Monáe – Sincerely, Jane Lyrics 15 years ago
Listen more carefully to the way she sings "what a tragedy, I'm so terrified", and note the "ya"s at the end of each line of the verse beginning with "I've seen them shootin' up funerals in they Sunday clothes". It's a parody. She's making fun of the people who say these things. This is made even clearer by videos of her performing it live.

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