| Voltaire – Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs Lyrics | 15 years ago |
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My Granny while on her deathbed she turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly? I tried to teach you right but somewhere i went wrong, cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs. (Live version only) and those were her exact words too.(spoken) when six pall bearers put her down and laid her body in the ground my eyes were wet my face was very long the pastor said son here you are won't you please take this guitar sing dear departed granny one last song. and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. well i was shopping at Hot Topic and i was walking out the door when two dumb jocks came up to me they said "hey fag it aint Halloween" and they kicked my lipstick to the floor. and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs well i went down to church on Sunday i sat up front in a pew the priest said "Jesus and Mary too son what the devil's got into you get up and sing a hymn or two." and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs yea you know that's how i get along the world's full of hypocrisy and how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs. I was invited to the White house the president pulled me aside and he said "son sing us a song of peace for those evildoers in the middle east." i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of "W's" so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs well then i died and went to hell i could tell right away by the awful smell that this was clearly not the pearly gates the devil said "Come here young man, my wife and i are you biggest fans so naturally i felt i had it made well then he reached into an iron chest and he picked the tool that he felt was best and then he jabbed me in the shlong with a pitch fork that had sharped prongs he turned to me and winked and sang this song. he sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs yea i know that's how you got a long i find your songs hilarious but now your soul's precarious singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs I'm just kidding kid welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet. death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how we get along the world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong singing death death death devil devil evil evil songs |
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| Voltaire – Cannibal Buffet Lyrics | 15 years ago |
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Well I was on a cruise ship out at sea My fiance and me The ship went down Everybody drowned and I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Hey I was in distress 'cause my hair was such a mess and so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Oh, trouble was afoot they were eating mine Toe in the party line I was starting to feel, these guys are heels Well truth be told these cannibals have got soul Hey numbskull look at me! I've got a bone to pick with thee you ain't humerous, stop ribbing me! Have a spine! Bone up on settin' me free! I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling rare, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners Now we cannibals always say grace! (Thank you good lord for this weiner we're about to eat and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in!) ...and then we eat your face! I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Ow, oo, ow, ow, not my pee pee ! |
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| Voltaire – The Last Word Lyrics | 15 years ago |
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what do they call it when another forces is your hand? and what will they say, when they find me here this way? and know, no, no, no, that it wasn't my idea no, it wasn't my idea but oh, just to see your face when you find me here like this now there's no time for wondering darkness is now at my door rapping with his bony fingers he's come to take me home he'll envelope me in sleep wrapped in black feathery wings but before we fly- here's my goodbye i get the last word, i'll have the last laugh sure as the room is growing cold i'll have the last word, i'll have the last laugh sure as my blood is running cold they won't call it suicide 'cause i've got the killer's name engraved so deeply in my veins they will call it homocide 'cause i've got your name so clearly carved into my wrist the weak and the lame will find their way to escape but why should i leave all this beauty behind and forfeit the joy in my life in the name of the enemy? i'll have the last word, i'll have the last laugh sure as the room is growing cold i'll have the last word, i'll have the last laugh sure as your blood is running cold far be it for i to leave all this beauty behind i will stay to watch you wither away and with any luck you may be hit by a truck and i will remain to dance upon your grave oh, love, can't you see how much your death means to me? please won't you play in a busy street? far be it for i to leave all this beauty behind and i will remain to dance upon your grave |
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| Voltaire – The Vampire Club Lyrics | 15 years ago |
| Actually, I'm fairly certain that it was explained before by the artist that this song isn't about actual vampires, but about live action roleplaying... Though it is a HILARIOUS song... | |
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