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Pixies – Caribou Lyrics 15 years ago
And yet I assume you are writing this on a computer with internet and not a banana leaf; from that I infer that you are definitely either in a 1st world country, or have a quality of life approaching it.

And the only thing worse than the ignorant are the hypocrites.

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Pixies – Mr. Grieves Lyrics 15 years ago
Actually it was Ouranos who lost his genitals; the myth goes that Gaia (Earth) and Uranos (Sky) were locked in such a tight and passionate embrace that their offspring couldn't leave Gaia's womb. So Gaia conceives a sickle and Ouranos' first born son -Cronos- uses it to chop off his dad's dick.

Dick falls into sea and creates Aphrodite, Chronos after hearing a prophecy that one of his children (borne from his sister and now wife rhea) would dethrone him, decides to swallow them all, except Zeus who rhea swaps with a rock in a blanket. Zeus kills Chronos and liberates his brothers and sisters: amongst them Hades and Poseidon they divide the world and Poseidon gets the sea, Zeus the sky and Hades the underworld.

Hades is understandably bummed out...

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