| South Park – Revenge! Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| If Anybody thinks of the Lyrics reply to Toolshed2000 at songmeanings.com | |
| Tool – Mantra Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Krusty: BZZZZTTTT!!!1 It's the sound of Maynard James Keaton Squeezing his cat. Bart: You Mean Maynard James Keenan Krusty: Who is he? Bart: Lead singer of the greatest band on earth, Tool. Krusty: oh, boy. |
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| Tool – Wings for Marie (Pt. 1) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Reminds me of my mother. | |
| Tool – Lipan Conjuring Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Wrong! Mantra = The Cat being squeezed gently. |
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| Tool – Eon Blue Apocalypse Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| They Do Not!!! You Suck jackass | |
| Tool – Eulogy Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Dude, Grampa George died in 1995 not 1993 | |
| Tool – Hush Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song would've been about revenge on Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montanna or whoever that idiot is! Either Way That Song ROCKS FACE! | |
| Tool – The Eggs of Satan Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Cartman: *Listens to the song til the end* Well, Well, Well! That was going to be cool when I'd make Russian Tea Cakes Kenny: Oyiyiy, Are you just saying that because you wanna get high on dope or any drug there, dude? Cartman: Dude, I'm going to make the dope cookies Kenny: Kyle, um. Do you wanna get something to drink or anything? Kyle: Sure, dude. |
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| Tool – Useful Idiot Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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What if I made a music video DVD of the album "Ænima", Would it be awesome? Here's a typical Track list for the album: 01. Stinkfist 5:11 02. Eulogy 8:30 03. H. 6:07 04. Useful Idiot :39 05. Forty Six and Two 6:04 06. Message to Harry Manback 1:54 07. Hooker with a p**is 4:34 08. Intermission :58 09. jimmy 5:24 10. Die Eier Von Satan 2:16 11. Pushit 9:55 12. Cesaro Summability 1:26 13. Ænema 6:39 14. (-) Ions 4:00 15. Third Eye 13:47 If anybody thinks it's good reply to Toolshed2000 at songmeanings.com |
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| Tool – Useful Idiot Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Um... Not to be confused with the North American Pressings of the album. The Songs "H." is Track 3 and "Useful Idiot" is Track 4 on the CD version. but the song "Useful Idiot" is put to the end of the Vinyl version. | |
| Britney Spears – Gimme More Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I Don't. I pefer "Schism" | |
| Metallica – Mercyful Fate (Mercyful Fate cover) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song Rocks!! I Got that on "Garage inc." as Track 7 | |
| Britney Spears – (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Are you just saying that is because she's messing with Lucifer (A.K.A "Satan")? | |
| Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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*During the episode that I made up entitled "The Dude's review"* Cartman: Oh, man I heard this song already. Kenny: Man, You gotta listen carefully Cartman: Okay *Kenny pops the CD in, puts it on Track 12 entitled "Cesaro Summability", when the song starts, the baby suddenly starts getting extremely upset* Cartman: *groaning* Will somebody shut that goddarn kid up, already? Kyle: How about you shut that kid up! Cartman: I Was talking to a song here. Stan: Shut up fat@$$! Cartman: Hey, I don't need to take that kind of sh*t from you Kenny: Just listen carefully Stan, Kyle, Cartman: Okay. *At about a second later* Stan: Man, this song is waayyy to experimental, dude. Kenny: which proceeds to the next track on the CD. Kyle: Dude, at the first 22 seconds, what movie was that from? Stan: I don't know. |
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| Tool – Schism Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song ROCKS!!!! | |
| South Park – Chef's Tribute to Kathy Lee Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Maynard: *Laughing Out Loud* South Park Kids: *Laughing Out Loud*. |
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| Tool – Vicarious Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| AGREED! | |
| Tool – Lateralus Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Wait a minute... Lady Gaga Sucks, dude! | |
| South Park – La Resistance Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Here's my uh.. Version of the um.. Lyrics but I decided to make up a version of "La Resistance" with the celebs that I've known of which includes: Kenny McCormick Kyle & Corey Taylor Stan Marsh Eric Cartman James Hetfield Brittany Snow (cameo) Maynard James Keenan Jen Ledger (cameo) John L. Cooper (cameo) and I almost forgot... one more person from the band Offspring Dexter Holland. Anyways here's the um.. medley so hope you'd enjoy it Maynard James Keenan: God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a nation in your hands And blessed be the children Who fight with all our bravery Till only the righteous stand You see the distant flames They bellow in the night You fight in all our names For what we know is right And when you all get shot And can not carry on Though you die La Resistance lives on You may get stabbed in the head With a dagger or sword You may be burned to death Or skinned alive or worse But when they torture you You will not feel the need to run for Though you die La Resistance lives on *"Jerk Off" Plays* Brittany: *Spoken but p**sed off* Blame Miley Blame Miley Because the sl*t's gone awry Tomorrow night that s**t will *starts to scream* die. Kenny: Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs just like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total @$$hole. but I'm tired of waiting. Brittany: *Screaming* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! B**CH! John L. Cooper, Jen Ledger: Tomorrow night Our lives will change Tomorrow night We'll be entertained An execution What a sight Tomorrow night James Hetfield: Up there, there is so much room Where baby's burp and flowers bloom Tomorrow night up there is doomed And so I will be going soon HEY!! Maynard and Dexter: Shut your f*cking face uncle f8cker You're a b*ner biting b*stard uncle f*cker Maynard: Looks like we may be out of luck Dexter: Tomorrow night we're pretty f*cked Stan Marsh, Kyle Taylor, Eric Cartman: Why did our mothers start this war What the f*ck are they fighting for When did this song become a marathon *"Lateralus" plays* Kenny: *Quietly* Black then white are all I see in my infancy Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, let's me see As below, so above and beyond, I imagine Drawn beyond the lines of reason Push the envelope, watch it bend James Hetfield and Maynard James Keenan: I want to live up there When Obama is dead and gone. And even though, there'll be no more Barack Obama!! Maynard (reprise): They may cut your d*ck in half And serve it to a pig And though it hurts you'll laugh You'll dance a d*ckless jig But that's the way it goes In war you're shat upon Though you die La Resistance lives on So What does anybody think of the lyrics? Don't forget to reply to Toolshed2000 at songmeanings.com. see ya there, dudes. |
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| Slipknot – Vermilion, Pt. 2 Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I Love this part of "Vermillion"! BTW it's from "Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses" via Roadrunner Records. | |
| South Park – Blame Canada Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Kenny: I Can't Believe it dude! Stan: What? Kyle: Dude, They're gonna blame Canada Cartman: Yeah, It's all because of Kyle's Mom Kyle: Which one? My real one or my worst step one? Kenny: Dude, He's Talking about your step mother. Kyle: Oh, Yeah. Thanks, Dude. Kenny: Not a problem! |
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| Slipknot – Eeyore Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Alright, Here's My Version of the Lyrics of "EEEYYYYYOOOOOORRRRREEEE". By the way, It's kinda censored. *During The South Park Kids Concert DVD "Cartman Aid", Right After "Left Behind" plays, Kenny wiped the sweat off puts on a Slipknot Mask from Sid Wilson* Do You Want Something Heavier? Do You Want Something Heavier? *Kyle's Guitar gives a feed back* Then My Friends, I Give You Eeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! *Band starts to play* HEY HEEEEEYYYYYYYY Meet the man that made me Greet the can that I came from Oh the f*cking sacred heart of Jesus Blew it in the back room Feelin' like a real goon Slam the f*ck aside, man I'm on - you're not Get those motherf*cking Hands in the Air. I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH BURN Let me see you pump those f*cking fists up high. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY Good riddance - though I'm sad to say I didn't get to kill you Rhetoric - Better look both ways I gotta get an arm through Stain What the f*ck is up? Get the f*ck away Run if you want to Innocent? You're a guilty conscience Laugh last - break through *Screams like Corey Taylor* Sttttaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn You Better Prepare (X4) LET ME HEAR YOU SCREEAAAAMMMMM!!!! I don't give a sh*t, b*tch I don't give a f*ck, b*tch I don't understand, b*tch You don't matter I don't give a sh*t, man I don't give a f*ck, man I don't really care, man I'm the super sized man F*CK F*CK YOU'RE F*CKED HEY, I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH *Cartman does a Drum solo for a bit* *Sid Wilson Scratches* (Dexter): TAKE THAT MOTHERF*CKER (Kenny): Good F*cking Night, England *Band Leaves* |
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| Slipknot – Prelude 3.0 Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Man I Have never heard this song before. I wished I had that CD! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! | |
| Britney Spears – (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Dude, That Could've been in the movie "Idle Punks"! | |
| A Perfect Circle – The Outsider Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I Like this song, dude. Reminds me of Tool | |
| Skillet – Hero Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Ooh. I'd wish I'd Had An Album with this song!!! | |
| Tool – Mantra Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| *imitates buzzer* Wrong!!! | |
| Slipknot – Psychosocial (Album version) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song Rocks!!! | |
| Slipknot – .execute. Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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(Noodles): This song kinda reminds me of "Faaip de Oiad" (Corey): *imitates buzzer* Wrongo, This song leads to "The Killing Name" |
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| Jive Bunny – Swing the Mood Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I Remember this... I used to listen to it when I was like.. I dunno like probably 5 or 6 years old. But either way I'd make a CD Out of it. | |
| Green Day – Know Your Enemy Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| OMFG This song is wayy better than that Kings of D*ckwad song "Use Somebody". | |
| Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Yeah, heckler! Get it right ya jackass! | |
| Rush – The Fountain Of Lamneth Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| By the way Rush Rules and Miley Cyrus drool! LOL. | |
| Tool – Disposition Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I Love this song, dude | |
| Tool – Disposition Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| What are you talking about? I Like this song, dude. | |
| Tool – Disposition Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| You mean "Blow job" not "Blow jug" | |
| Tool – Disposition Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Alright Cut it Out with the blow jug stuff. | |
| Tool – Disposition Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Well, Try to make a music video out of it, dude. | |
| South Park – Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Stan: Man, That could've been kick@$$, dude. Corey: Well, It was our pleasure. *Slipknot gets on stage after "(515)"* Stan: Dude, did you just see that? I saw Slipknot Kenny: *with a Mask on* Dude, Really? Stan: Yeah, dude. |
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| South Park – Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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What if Slipknot performed it with Cartman (If He needs help singing it) Here's A Transcript: Corey Taylor: We have a new f*cking song for you but We're going to help Cartman sing this next tune entitled "Kyle's Mom is a dirty little B*tch" *Whole Band Plays* Corey: *SCREAMS* Kyle's mom's a b*tch, she's a big fat b*tch, She's the biggest B*tch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid b*tch, if there ever was a b*tch, She's a b*tch to all the boys and girls. Cartman: Yeah, That's more like it. Shawn: On Monday she's a b*tch On Tuesday she's a b*tch On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a b*tch Then on Sunday just to be different, She's a super king Kamehameha biotch! Corey: Get those Hands Up! Shawn, Corey, and Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair, She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch She's a stupid b*tch, Corey, Shawn, and Cartman: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch, And she's such a dirty b*tch. Corey: Let's have our own DJ solo by Sid Wilson *Sid Wilson does a DJ Solo, then Joey does a drum solo* Corey: Here We Go! All: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair, She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch. She's a stupid b*tch, All: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch, And she's such a dirty b*tch; Cartman: I really mean it, Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, dirty b*tch Big old fat f*ckin' b*tch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa |
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| South Park – Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Shut Your F*cking Mouth, Tailsfan2009. | |
| Tool – Lateralus Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song Rocks!!!! It's Way better than "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa. | |
| Tool – Faaip de Oiad Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Well, I Made A Music video that stars Brittany Snow entitled "Revenge from Brittany" as well as the song entitled "Faaip de Oiad" performed by Tool. | |
| The Offspring – Defy You Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Dexter: Jonathan Sheck, You Are Hereby Sentence to Life Imprisonment *Echoing "Imprisonment"* *Later* Jonathan Sheck: Well, Well, Well, If it isn't Brittany Snow trying to run away from my character. Well, you will not escape Brittany: *Alongside with Dexter, Noodles, and Shawn* It's him. Officer: Don't even think About it *Song starts* Brittany: *To Jonathan Sheck* You stay the hell away from me |
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| Devo – Timing X Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song's Awesome | |
| Skillet – Looking For Angels Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Dude, that's gonna be awesome! | |
| Skillet – Looking For Angels Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| What if I Created a music video entitled "Brittany's Looking For Angels". | |
| Britney Spears – (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Um.. Not to be confused with Weird Al's version. I absolutely like Al's version Better than Britney's. | |
| Britney Spears – (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover) Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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Maynard: *Laughing Out Loud but turns it off* Man, oh, man, oh, man *Gets a serious look at Britney Spears* That is one of the worst *starts to growl* cover I ever heard Britney Spears: But.. It' my Dexter: *Over the intercom* Attention, Attention, Will Britney Spears please report to the office and HURRY THE F*CK UP, B*TCH. Yeah, That's Right B*tch. Hurry Up. End of Announcements. |
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| Skillet – Rebirthing Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| Skillet RULES. Even though Lori Peters trained Jen Ledger sometime in her christmas break and Lori's Last show before she took a break which is New Year's Eve in 2007. Anyway, THIS SONG ROCKS!!! | |
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