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Rush – 2112 Lyrics 16 years ago
*After "Lakeside Park" ends, 2112 starts*
Thank you, We haven't got a lot of time but we'd like to do a song from out latest album. This is called "2112".

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Motion City Soundtrack – Better Open The Door Lyrics 16 years ago
Oh Yeah, Big time. I'd make Brittany Snow sing this tune and play bass on it.
BTW This song rocks reminds me of the whole entire movie
"JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE"

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Motion City Soundtrack – Better Open The Door Lyrics 16 years ago
What if Dexter Holland sings this one, is it going to be kick ass?

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The Offspring – Self Esteem Lyrics 16 years ago
I Think that this song rocks. It um.. kinda reminds me of both of my parents arguing probably because Dad was hurting my mom though.

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The Offspring – Da Hui Lyrics 16 years ago
Don't mess with Brittany Snow or otherwise She'll get revenge on You. That's right Miley you slut I'm talking to you

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The Offspring – Hammerhead Lyrics 16 years ago
Can you imagine going into an Offspring concert and rocking out with this song?

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Tool – (-) Ions Lyrics 16 years ago
*gets tripped out*
Is it me or am I getting tripped out with this song.

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 16 years ago
He is.

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 16 years ago
Dude, that's not Maynard's kid.
It's sampled from some movie I don't even know

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 16 years ago
Guys, cut it out with that shit.

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Slipknot – Scissors Lyrics 16 years ago
THIS SONG KICKS ASS!! How come Corey started puking after he said "NO TIME" twelve times to close the song?

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Slipknot – Scissors Lyrics 16 years ago
um JesterX515, This song is about Corey's mom dying and cutting your heart open with a steak knife. Listen carefully for the Chainsaw starting at 7:18-7:48.

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Slipknot – Scissors Lyrics 16 years ago
I agree with casualty. BTW didn't Corey puked at the end of the last "NO TIME" right close to the end of Scissors?

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Slipknot – Eeyore Lyrics 16 years ago
*after "November Rain" ends*
Do you want something heavier?
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING HEAVIER?

Then my friends.. I give you...
EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!

*Starts playing* YEAH

Meet the man that made me
Greet the can that I came from
Oh the fucking sacred heart of Jesus
Blew it in the back room
Feelin' like a real goon
Slam the fuck aside, man
I'm on - you're not

Get those hands up

I am the great big mouth

I Want to see those fuckin' fists in the air

HEY HEY HEY HEY

Good riddance - though I'm sad to say
I didn't get to kill you
Rhetoric - Better look both ways
I gotta get an arm through
Stain
What the fuck is up? Get the fuck away
Run if you want to
Innocent? You're a guilty conscience
Laugh last - break through
Stain

Prepare you fucker

I wanna hear you SSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEEAAAAAMMMMM

I don't give a shit, bitch
I don't give a fuck, bitch
I don't understand, bitch
You don't matter
I don't give a shit, man
I don't give a fuck, man
I don't really care, man
I'm the super sized man

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Slipknot – Eeyore Lyrics 16 years ago
Oh yeah, well let's see you act like that sluthead Miley Cyrus.

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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady Lyrics 16 years ago
Here's my lyrics:
May I Have your attention please?
May I Have your attention please?
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?
I Repeat: Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?
we're gonna have a problem here...

Dexter Holland: Y'all act like you'd never heard a white person before
Rhymes are bore 14 minutes are up so I got 1 more.
I have to come back and now I'm worse than before, I'll make you snore cause my tired son's boring you (AAHHH!!!)
It's the return to the

Maynard: Oh, wait hold on don't try that you heard what She sounds like. You really gonna buy that?

Dexter: And Miley Cyrus does... Nothing you idiots Miley Cyrus's Dead, She locked in my basement

Both: The world has had enough!!

Dexter: Eminem *imitates turntable* Slim Shady I'm sick of him. Look at him walking around trying to kiss Miley's @$$ trying to impress you. *samples clips*
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus:
I'm Slim Shady, and yes I'm real grating
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?

Well, I'm Slim Shady, and yes I'm real grating
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up


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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady Lyrics 16 years ago
Parody lyrics: "May I Have your attention please?
May I Have your attention please?
Will the bitch slim shady please shut up
I repeate will the bitch slim shady please shut up... we're gonna have a problem here"

Original lyrics:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

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Kutless – Take Me In Lyrics 16 years ago
Mine too. and it's for my sister
*plays song*

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Kutless – Take Me In Lyrics 16 years ago
I'd rather dedicate this song to My sister who goes to camp every summer.
Take me in, God
Take me in

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Miley Cyrus – The Best of Both Worlds Lyrics 16 years ago
Brittany (after getting a black eye): Miley is a fucking slut and she always will be.
Maynard: Alright Miley you're under arrest for beating up Brittany!!

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Tool – Lateralus Lyrics 16 years ago
This song's going to kick so much ass of Miley Cyrus (aka "Sluthead"). What if I Made the Realms of Hell version of it and this song could be about revenge but I'd rather put it on my favorite celebs:
Penn Badgely
Johnny Knoxville
Brittany Snow
Jesse Metcalfe
Arrielle Kebbel
Ashanti
and of course Sophia Bush.
They rock *mutters* except for miley

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Tool – Maynard's Dick Lyrics 16 years ago
hey EmO KiDD...FUCK OFF

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Tool – Eulogy Lyrics 16 years ago
I'd rather dedicate this song to the memory of these people:
Farrah Fawcett (1947-2009)
Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
My Grampa John (1929-1988)
and of course My Grampa George (d.1993)

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Tool – Viginti Tres Lyrics 16 years ago
Um caughtinaglimpse, I'd rather had "Right in Two" as the last track. Trust me, I had all the albums of Tool and they're kick ass. Except for the part that somebody complaining about when that kid is gonna shut up, though. Anyway, I might like "Viginti Tres" but it's just that I'd rather not listen to it in the dark because I'll get spine chills.

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Tool – The Pot Lyrics 16 years ago
Oh, Fuck You. You dick. This song is about getting high on the drugs like:
Dope
Marijuana
Crack
Cocaine

and any other fucking stuff you fucking jackass son of a bitch

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Tool – The Pot Lyrics 16 years ago
I Love this fucking song. It reminds me of my Auntie Rachelle getting high on dope. Also it reminds me of the 1998 film "Half Baked" starring Dave Chappelle.

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 16 years ago
Um.. I'm not sure what the intro of this song is about. Is it like a baby crying just because his or her mother left (for example to go party with friends) sampled from the movie or was it Maynard's son? That's all I Wanna know.

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