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| Beyoncé – Halo Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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wow cockneykaiser that was really original and funny. i cant stop laughing at it. u should serioulsy be a comedian or something because ur just so fucking clever. how do u think of all this shit? u must be really good at copying people. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Raped By The Beast Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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This song is definitely about halo 3. The song's lyrics are in obvious reference to one of the greatest annoyances of our time, and without it the world would be a perfect place, where everyone swims and has recon armour. LAG. It is the cause of 53% of the suicides in males aged between -2 and 231. It is a parasite in the eyes of nerds around the world. Common symptoms are: teleporting, assasinations from the front, and T-bone actually beating someone. It is also the cause of global warming. Just last year, Darkside averaged 12 lag-outs a day. But that might have been because he has the IQ number in relation to the temperature of an igloo in the arctic. With air conditioners on. But don't bag him, he will just say; "UUUUUUUHHHHHH HHHHUUUUHHHHHH!!!!"
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| Pink – Dear Mr. President (feat. Indigo Girls) Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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This song is definitly about Halo 3. the song is obviously in reference to the uncontrollable frustration a player feels when they appear to snipe an elite in the head, but apparently miss because of their abnormal oval shaped retarded heads. their heads came to this shape because a long time ago master chief once beat downed an elite so hard that he fractured his skull. ever since then, elites suffer permenant brain damage, which also reflects on the user. common symptoms are: shooting at random objects, picking up plasma rifles, using assault rifles and driving mongooses. do not make fun of them. they will cry.
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| The Beatles – Drive My Car Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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This song is deffently about halo 3. Its about when Cts deathwish couldnt find anyone to drive his warthog on standoff. Deathwish felt so left out of his clan, he got chronic depression and became a muslim, serving Ala. The next game Deathwish was in the wathog and it was on lastresort. He knew what eh had to do, he knew that, he had to serve ala, and kill all the jews. Deathwhish put his foot on the pedal, flooring it getting a doulbe splatter, then the triple, and finaly rams the wathog into a bunch of fusion coils.... for the OVERKILL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH. Praise ala.
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| Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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this song is definitly about halo 3. it was not beyonce, but the forerunners who originally thought of a super ring which could destroy planets. do not be deceived by her lies. she may also tell you that you get recon armour for a con-splatter (another example of her witchcraft and spellcasting). also people, the rings have been destroyed. i made sure of that yesterday while playing the campaign on ledgendary (the grunt birthday party skull was on...HARDCORE!!!!)
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| Beyoncé – If I Were a Boy Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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this song is definitly about halo 3. it is about master chief's continuing search for who he really is. of course, he is a surgically enhanced super soldier who is one of the last surviving members of the SPARTAN Project. but underneath his Mark-4 SPARTAN helmet, and his hayabusa chest plate (which look sick by the way) he is a lost little boy, who grew up with domestic violence and a retarded brother.
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| Akissforjersey – The Flood Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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no its not u doosh. its about halo 3. the flood are an army of parasetic creatures controlled by their master, gravemind. they attach to marines and create some super flood. their attachment symbolises their deep concern for the marines, which most people wouldnt recognise. but the flood and the marines share a bond.
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| Black Sabbath – Valhalla Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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this song is definitly about halo 3. valhalla is where modpro and hemoptoe got perfections. it is holy ground for snipers. and i dont mean that in a homosexual way. it has this river running through it, which i think signifies the moistness master chief gets when he sees cortana.
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| Beyoncé – Halo Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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this song is definitly about halo 3. it reminds me of when master chief and the arbiter first made contact. at first, they were like hating on each other. but now, they have this special connection. deep,deep connection
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