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Franz Ferdinand – Michael Lyrics	17 years ago
Only a woman would think to ask that question. I don't even have to look at your profile to know you're a chick that probably has a gay relative or friend. And it's wrong and disgusting.

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The Smashing Pumpkins – Disarm Lyrics

17 years ago

Did you read the entire comment? All of you guys just take one look at the first sentence and say "you don't know what you're talkin about" and I'm like "dude, it's not serious man. I'm making fun of other people's idiotic ideas. You know, like the guy that thought it was about a transvestite. That guy's a perfect example of a stupid idea that's SERIOUS". Do I have to explain sarcasm to you people every time I post a sarcastic comment?

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Interpol – Slow Hands Lyrics

17 years ago

I like the person above me's story. Very good. Very...intelligant. How long did it take? My second question. Are you being sarcastic cuz it really doesn't seem so. Uh...why does everyone put their life story on this website? I don't wanna read it but I just can't look away cuz it's staring straight at me burning into my eyes. Oh my gosh! No one cares if you had a girlfriend that broke up with you and you're a terrible person! This website isn't about you! Neither is this song (although, you people have a hard time realizing this)! No one came on this website to read someone's life story! They came so they can criticize or agree with other people's comments or just throwing out random "THIS BAND ROCKS". Or the occasional "this song sucks". I have one question for those people. Why are you on here if you hate the song so much? Not that I'm agreeing or disagreeing. I'm probably gonna do that a couple of times. I'm just curious for your take on the matter. Did you...search the song cuz you wanted to know if people share your desire to kill Interpol because they made a poppy love song...or...whatever song this is? I'm not sure if it's about love. I'm almost positive it isn't. It doesn't make any sense if it is. It's definitely not about literal spies. That's also the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I never know what the heck the chorus in most Interpol songs mean. They always sound random to me. Whatever. Anyway, Kitty Kong, you have succeeded in being one of my most hated users on this website. Give yourself a stab in the face.

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Imogen Heap – Have You Got It In You? Lyrics

17 years ago

Another classic Imogen Heap "what the heck is she talking about, this makes no sense" songs that sound kinda cool and poppy. Sure, this song has an awesome beat that makes you just want to grab the person behind you and begin blugeoning him with the closest blunt object. But, it makes zero sense. I honestly don't believe that she knows how to keep on a set train of thought. Kinda like me now that I'm thinkin about it. But, I still can't keep up with that squirrel that's running around in her skull. Huh...squirrel. Usually...a hamster. I amaze myself sometimes. I dunno. Imogen Heap's a sucky writer. She couldn't write nor sing her way INTO a paper bag. Let alone out of it.

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Imogen Heap – Headlock Lyrics

17 years ago

Truthfully, this song is abosolute rhyming jibberish. To try and spend thirty seconds staring at one line wondering what it has to do with flies would demean my very championship. So, instead, I'm gonna point out why it's ridiculous. First of all, the line "heart in a headlock". I just hate that line. "You're wrestling your heart" kinda thing goin on. And ugh. I hate romance. WHAT DOES IDK MEAN?! Anyway, this song sounds like it needs its lyrics rearranged and some holes filled thus ruining the sound of the song. Eh. I'm not even gonna attempt to make sense.

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Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek Lyrics

17 years ago

Yeah, Rin, you're an idiot. As for you Orange...man...cheese, I'm offended by your comment. I did NOT just talk about Jews and Nazis. I went off on Bigfoot and the conspiracy theories. I mentioned 9/11. You gotta give me credit for that. And I mentioned how this song reflects the OC. Which, if you didn't get it, I don't know what that is. I was just making fun of the people that said it was about the OC or sumthin like that. I leave with a question. What kind of communist conspiracy does OC stand for?

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Fall Out Boy – Thnks fr th Mmrs Lyrics	17 years ago
I want a myscape. Where did you get one? Is it anything like myspace cuz if it is, I want no part of it. Are you trying to get me to join a cult with your extremely tempting myscape?

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Toadies – Possum Kingdom Lyrics

17 years ago

That's all you got? They stay beautiful with long dark hair and soft skin? Vampire? Yes! Genius! This doesn't HAVE to mean vampires. It could I guess if you look at it in a stupid way. This could mean preservation in thought or preservation of the decaying body although...that wouldn't really work either. Probably the thought thing. That's the most logical. Oh yeah, you also have that "dark secret" line. You got two lines. You're doin' good. Most only draw their conclusions from one word. Rape. This song is about murder you moron, you idiot, you ignorant fool. Calling other simpletons when clearly uh...not a gay line. I'm not condeming you for calling them idiots, I do it myself constantly. But still, you are equally idiotic and clearly I'm the only one with a lick of sense here. And uh...I don't read in the lyrics "I'm gonna suck your blood" "we'll be vampires together". In fact, I don't see one vampirick word. And those of you who said "the songwriter said it was about vampires". The guy was just sayin "whatever you want to believe" pretty much. Not in the sense that anyone can believe anything. It was sarcasm. I know you guys have no sense of that but that's all it was. That's all.

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Interpol – Rest My Chemistry Lyrics

17 years ago

uh...dryfu, you're an idiot. Explain to me the explanation. What the heck? He sees himself...through his eyes...through himself? I can't fathom what kind of drugs you're into. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I just never smoked crack so I could never understand. But, to me, that sounds just like a girl. He clearly is talking about how some girl broke his heart. Not about how drugs broke his heart and for some reason there's a chick involved. In the second part he's talkin about how he's been going through life not worrying about anything. Not about smoking some crack. Admitably, I can understand the chorus about as well as you can. Still, I admit no defeat. I am still a genius. The third part he's talkin about how he's gotta get away and take a break from relationships. Hence, "rest my chemistry". But you people just hear "rest my chemisty" and think, "crack"! Anyway, to conclude, girl, not crack...or heroine. Man, how do drug dealers even get computers?

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The Smashing Pumpkins – Disarm Lyrics

17 years ago

No, no, no, no, no. You guys got it all wrong. What it's REALLY about is cutting frogs clearly. I mean, the whole song just points to something else but it IS about cutting frogs. See, "cut that little child" talkin about cuttin a baby frog and how children are like baby frogs in that manner...that you can cut them. And it's legal. See, throughout the song no one understand poor Jimmy and his obsession with cutting frogs so he tries to tell them it's his life and he's gonna cut those frogs whenever he wants. Those...poor frogs. Jimmy's so cruel. Why he's doin this is because his parents murdered several young children and threw them in their closet thus "why are you hiding a skeleton in your closet". And if Jimmy is a murderer for killing frogs, he musta got it from someone so "a killer in ME is a killer in you".

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Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek Lyrics

17 years ago

Yeah, you idiots that think this song is about Nazis and...Indians...and the less popular Bigfoot, you guys are idiots that take one line of the song (yet again) and say "this is what it's about clearly". Crop circles in the carpet is clearly talking about Bigfoot's impression in the dirt. As for the Nazis, I mean, how is this song not about Nazis? See? You guys are sayin' that it's not but I have yet to hear how it isn't so I'm gonna keep sayin that it is darn it! As for you Kyro..123...7 you're an idiot. Just riddle me this, the Jews were not the first people to live in Germany, otherwise it'd be called Jewry. No, it was the Prussians (which may be just another word for the Jews)! The Jews came to Germany, not vice versa. I don't remember reading "then the Jews left Israel and settled in a nearby continent naming it Jewry". Uh...about the holocaust, I don't remember reading "and then Yuganslova kicked down the door, ripped out all the furniture and left them hungry and alone...without furniture and pictures of their family". No, they took the people first, furniture came second. You can't coax people into a train after stealing their furniture! You idiot! And uh...the only thing that actually backs you up on this one is "where are we" and that could mean anything! You...you communist. 9/11 is still a stupid intrepretation. She's English, she's not from America, she doesn't care about 9/11. Wait, maybe she's talking about how evil the Americans are and she's a terrorist! See, Hitler was really Bigfoot/alien coming to enslave the Jews and he never died in world war 2. The Russians lied for the foot. And then his next act of terrorism was influencing Sadam Husane to drive planes into the twin towers and world trade center clearly this is what the song is reflecting. Just like in the OC! You remember when Bigfoot took over the world and those dang kids had to go stop him like Scooby Doo and I'm pretty sure it ended in their deaths. No, what it's really about is the OC. You know, when Tommy breaks Rachel's heart and then he kills her and has to find the real murderer then finds out it's actually him and has to...leave crop circles in the grande. Yeah, it's talking about that episode even knowing that episode was only aired in America. Dang communists. Confusing everyone into believing it's about Nazis and aliens...and Bigfoot.

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Interpol – Rest My Chemistry Lyrics	17 years ago
"But you're so young You're so young You look in my eyes You're so young, so sweet, so surprised" How the heck is that about cocaine?! That doesn't make any sense whatsoever! Explain to me how that makes any sense. Clearly, only a drug dealer would understand your logic.

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Queens of the Stone Age – Burn The Witch Lyrics

17 years ago

It seems like you guys are always sayin' "it's metaphorical" when it isn't supposed to be and then "it's meaning is on the cover of the album" when the song is clearly metaphorical. As for this one, the meaning is so obvious that it's in the title. Only someone that doesn't know English would say "it's about relationships and it's metaphorical for that" in some like I dunno French language. It is clearly and obviously about the olden times when they would burn people accused of being witches. Sometimes, they'd lie because they were paid an amount of money to catch a witch. How could you get anything else outta that? Freakin...eskimos

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Pixies – Where Is My Mind? Lyrics	17 years ago
This song is not nearly as good as the cover. I'm being sarcastic. I just want you all to realize that because no one has any sense of humor on these things. And uh...well...the only thing that I think about when I hear this song is the best thing out of Fight Club, the credits. So yeah, I instantly loved this song cuz it reminded me of the pure joy I got from changing the channel.

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A Perfect Circle – 3 Libras Lyrics

17 years ago

You know what I hate the most? When people start tellin stories about their lives and comparing it to the song. I don't care about your life and how this song reminds you of that time when you were ten and your best friend got drunk and beat you with a hammer. I don't want to know that! I just want that space to be filled with an actual comment that I can get more than halfway through before crying in anguish "why did you do this to me"! My point being, the song was not written about you so why think it was?

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Fall Out Boy – Thnks fr th Mmrs Lyrics

17 years ago

Well, see, I'm gonna deny what the first guy said about it being a quote and take that one line and tell you guys what it's about because that's you IDIOTS always do. So, it's OBVIOUSLY about a transexual. "He tastes like you only sweeter", that's the only line that backs me up on this one. "HE tastes like YOU only SWEETER"! How do you guys not understand this line? He is in love with a transexual and he's talkin' to his girlfriend about it. That's it! I have nothing else to support this theory! Enjoy!

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Evanescence – Haunted Lyrics

17 years ago

Uh...all I gots to say is what the heck? Stop posting the same story seven hundred times over. You're different screen names, same people. I only need to hear it once. You people just wanna beat it into my head. "This is the story and we're not changing it ever". Well! I guess I'm gonna be the one to change it! See, the band actually said "it's about a haunted house" basically. How can you ignorant fools just say "that is TOO simple, it's false, I know what it's about, the person that wrote it doesn't. It's clearly about rape". Let me explain this again, just because something says "rape" does not always mean that that song is strictly about rape. I don't even know how you got that! Ugh! I mean, it's like you didn't even read the seven hundred stories of the same thing! You people make me envy the blind sometimes!

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Panic! at the Disco – But It's Better If You Do Lyrics

17 years ago

You know, I checked two different websites. The results are the same. "It's a trilogy". What...the heck? How can three songs that have absolutely nothing to do with each other other than the fact that they're from the same band be a trilogy? I mean, in one song he's talkin' about a stripper and the next he's talkin' about marrying some girl and you automatically say because of the transitions between the two songs isn't it?! That's the only reason! Many bands have done that! Gosh! How the heck can you relate them to each other purely based off of that?! And the third song! I don't even understand how you people think THAT has something to do with the other songs! Sometimes I hate you people intensely.

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Interpol – Evil Lyrics

17 years ago

I enjoy reading...well, really only one of your overactive imaginations at work. I mean, you think of whole background stories and...I'm sure one of you has given each of your characters name like...maybe Skippy...Jennifer...and the less popular Slavinhog. I mean, you actually go into detail about hoe he kills this girl and then meets the new girl and it's just like whoa, I didn't hear that in the song. I'm not seeing that in the lyrics! Who the heck is Jim?! Anyway, I'd like to make a tribute to you guys by makin' my own background story. See, Slavinhog was a strange child. He grew up in South...Magnol...magnus and he met Jennifer "Rosemary". Jennifer was a beautiful woman who stole his heart. But one day, Jennifer hid Slavinhog's booze and he became very angry and buried her in the backyard. Then, he met Skippy "Sandy" who he then again falls in love with but uh...she finds out about Jennifer, I mean like half her corpse is jetting out of the ground, evidently he was drunk while burying her and yeah, he gets sent to trial and well...things just don't work out for Slavinhog from there on out. Eventually, he broke out of prison and now he lives on...in the stars

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Oasis – Wonderwall Lyrics

17 years ago

What the heck?! This argument began on the first page! And it's STILL GOING ON! AH! I of course only read one comment on the first page and one on the last. They were both about how "Oasis is WAY better than the Beatles" and then some other guy's like "no way! The Beatles are the best band ever". I mean, there's like .0000001 percent of the people here that are actually talking about the song. That's like...point sumthin'. Well anyway, stop talking about The Beatles. Although...The Beatles are better than Oasis. I mean, c'mon.

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Fall Out Boy – Sugar, We're Goin Down Lyrics

17 years ago

Obviously, you people wouldn't know satire if it came up and slit your throats. What is wrong with you people?! I even made it so clear as to say "going down swimming"! That doesn't make any sense! Even I know that! Number one with a bullet is not an expression of love. High Fidelity! Watch the movie! GUN COMPLEX?! That's not anything! That's just something you idiots made up because...I don't even KNOW why! There is no such thing as a gun complex, there is a God complex. Ugh! And as for you Fag XO! You are insulting the black community and when you insult rap! And as for you sumblime 27, I think highly of your insults. I only hope that mine do twice the damage. Dang Woodie!

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Interpol – Rest My Chemistry Lyrics	17 years ago
you idiots take the first section of the song and say "it's about drugs"! Read all the lyrics before saying what you think it's about! It's not about cocaine, heroine, or whatever else you're sayin' it is...about...now. It's about a girl that left him! IT'S OVER!

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Interpol – Obstacle 2 Lyrics

17 years ago

This song has nothing to do with romance. It's clearly talking about a drunk and his love for alcohol. Not a woman! And the person that thought "i feel like love is in the kitchen with a culinary eye I think he's making something special and I'm smart enough to try" as a poetic metaphor for romance...what the heck?! How is comparing love to food romantic?! And he's talking about booze clearly! What do you hold close and wrap up tight? A bottle! But what do you hold the face of? A GLASS! Of course! It all makes sense now! Anyway, to conclude everything I say and do is right.

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Franz Ferdinand – Michael Lyrics

17 years ago

well, as a homophobic male, I gotta say sumthin. we who do not want Franz Ferdinand to be gay it's not because we're afraid the song itself is going to turn us gay. It's the fact that we will be gay by association. And let alone the fact that we don't wanna hear a bunch of songs about a guy singin about how hot a guy is. That just sickens me. So, for all you women and gay people tryin to convince me of Franz Ferdinand bein gay, just shut up and get back in your closet.

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Coldplay – Viva la Vida Lyrics

17 years ago

YOU IDIOTS! AH! This just ticks me off! It's not about the French revolution! It's not about history at all! It's not about being a king or bein...famous and then...not being famous or a king. But uh...it's METAPHORICAL you idiots! UGH! It's talking about getting older and when you're young you FEEL like you rule the world! Not you ACTUALLY rule the world! It's not about Napolian, John the Baptist, King Aurthor, Gangis Khan, or George Bush. Ugh!

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Toadies – Possum Kingdom Lyrics	17 years ago
I applaud you toadmaster7 for calling all the other imbeciles talking about vampires what they truly are. Idiots, morons uh...that's all I can think of at the moment. None of you know what you're talking about though. The song is clearly about the bigfoot. Uh...that's all I got

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The Shins – Your Algebra Lyrics

17 years ago

Alright, now, let me explain this song to you simpletons. It's clearly about an Algebra teacher eating children. "You may notice certain things before you die" is clearly stating the facts that the children know when they're going to be chosen. "mail them to me should they cause your algebra to fail" most certainly means he mails the children's brains to their parents thus completing the transformation. "Cole and Macey lost their eyes on the finer points" is just too easy. Cole and Macey lost their eyes to a homeless guy with a fork. How could you miss that?! "roll them up in coffee cake and dine" is clearly a reference to the fact that he's learned how to make children into coffee cake. I personally think it sounds delicious. And the china kids at the end laughin' is pretty disturbing. They're enjoying being devoured. Kyo Kitty, you dang teenagers and your fancy ways of spelling "people" makes me sick. In my day, we actually spell out the word! I want you to think about what you and your kind has done to society! what the heck is that?!

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Fall Out Boy – Sugar, We're Goin Down Lyrics

17 years ago

well, clearly the song is about a gangsta who shoots his ho down thus "loaded gun complex cock it and pull it". See, uh...Skippy's a homosexual GANGSTA who can't let the world know thus he's "trapped inside the closet". So, Skippy's ho finds out that he's a homosexual and he has to shoot her down gangsta style you know, holdin' the gun sideways. When he says "going down swimming" he clearly means that you just have to dive right into love. Everyone knows that it's GUN complex you imbeciles. I mean, c'mon, it just makes sense.

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