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| Amon Amarth – Where Silent Gods Stand Guard Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Wow, a wannabe nihilist metalhead who resorts to outlandish violence in his insults. That's a new one. You're so rebellious and original (although, I believe the common term among you plebes is "brutal" or "br00tal" these days). |
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| Deicide – Fuck Your God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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You know, I never can figure out where you idiot metalheads stand - half the time you're harping on about the complexity of metal, and when you're not, you're on about loudness and speed. Hey, you know what tends to get lost when volume increases? Subtlety and complexity.
And no, chromatic scales don't count. That's like typing really quickly to prove you can write a decent novel. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Blood Drenched Execution Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Yes, how dare I assail you with my antiquated, elitist notion of artistic and aesthetic standards? I suppose it's just the cross I have to bear, having a basis for judging bands, and only liking those that are of a level of quality I expect music to achieve. |
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| Weezer – Tired Of Sex Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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"Oh the frustration of having constant sex! If only I could be in a committed relationship with my archaic, practically medieval views on true love, a state in which there exists no difficulty in interpersonal relationships and no one ever fails someone else's expectations! And if only there was some way to break out of this self-destructive pattern which I am in no way pathologically dependent on in order to fuel the creation of my art!" |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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You should probably read my comment again, because I like jazz and classical, and mocked that guy for placing metal in the same category as them. And for someone who has his "head out of the 15th century," you seem quick to namecheck a classical artist. So do you like classical or not?
And nerds are bereft of social grace, artistic insight, or aesthetic sensibilities. Anyone that thinks Deicide is a band to take seriously, a band with something profound to say, is a nerd, for instance. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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nemo92: While I agree with your thoughtful response and appreciate your restraint, I have too much fun watching metalheads get defensive about their genre to not be a dick about it.
Eli Bedlam: "Tongue in cheek" doesn't necessarily make it smart. The darkness in metal is still aesthetically retarded, even if it is ironic for some of the bands. Also, you putting metal in the same hierarchy as jazz and classical is...well, stunningly misguided. Playing chromatic scales really, really fast isn't art, it's masturbation. And ooh, tritones - that's still rebellious in the 21st century. There has never been a shred of innovation in metal, and copping superficialities from the most obvious classical sources doesn't count as musically interesting.
But thank you for not putting prog rock on that list, too. Because that would've made it even nerdier. |
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| Amon Amarth – Amon Amarth Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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I love that you divide the world into metal and preppy. This is why metal is fundamentally retarded, and probably the only musical genre that can be dismissed as a whole - its fans and musicians have worldviews that are just as narrow and black-and-white as those of the various groups (Christians, preps, etc.) you write songs condemning. |
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| Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Blame It On God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Blame It On God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Blame It On God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Blame It On God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Christ Denied Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Christ Denied Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Christ Denied Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Christ Denied Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Dead by Dawn Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Dead by Dawn Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Deicide Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Deicide Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Deicide Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Deicide Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Fuck Your God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Fuck Your God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Fuck Your God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Fuck Your God Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Kill The Christian Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Once Upon the Cross Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Once Upon the Cross Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Scars Of The Crucifix Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – Scars Of The Crucifix Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – When Satan Rules His World Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – When Satan Rules His World Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Deicide – From Behind The Light Thou Shall Rise Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Necropedophile Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Necropedophile Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – A Skull Full Of Maggots Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Addicted To Vaginal Skin Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Fucked With A Knife Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – I Cum Blood Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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| Cannibal Corpse – Hammer Smashed Face Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds. |
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