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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Andre_YAOI: Every discussion on the internet is stupid. Also, you seem to be having some Japanese gay hentai in your nick.

Germo: Don't think it's about being progressive or not, it's about the new 'hip' subculture of self-designated alternative people 'improving' the world by hollow gestures and empty rethoric.
That includes half-hearted anti-Americanism and the phony spiritualism though; as embodied by every f*cking punk/rock band having a 'fuck you Bush' part in their shows.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
1. Yeah I am weird, seriously, people either love or hate my sense of humour. I'm by far not at my strangest right now.

2. Thinking meat is murder doesn't make you a militant vegan, trying to convert people to veganism by calling them disgusting cannibals makes you a militant vegan ^^
I'm a fairly socialist guy, but I can be around right-wingers all night without any problems, as long as they don't start spouting racist crap. I respect /don't care about their opinions, and they respect / don't care about mine. I dislike militant leftwingers / rightwingers / religious people just as much as I dislike militant vegans, it's radicalism I can't stand.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Also, try and be a bit less negative about yourself. Been through the entire negative self-esteem thing myself, and it sucks. It's better to think too highly about yourself than the other way around, believe me.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Hah, nah you didn't insult me. You were just a tad 'blunt' sotosay, and my goal (and probably missingfairy's one, too) was to point this out to you, which obviously worked out.

Well, I had fun anyway, and I'm glad I'm not a complete asshole.

Oh last thing: I *don't* hate vegans, I'm pretty 'hippy' myself and I hang out with plenty of them. It's the militant MEAT IS MURDER types which get real old real fast.
Although it is fun to kinda rile 'em up. I didn't even use the VEGANS ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY EAT PLANTS WHICH IS BAD FOR PLANET EARTH!! argument, which is ofcourse utter bull but never fails to provide hilarious results.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
do.it.up.chelsea: i think mudkips is a pretty cool guy. Eh kips mud and doesn't afraid of anything

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Also, Religious people would likely find it offensive to be compared to vegans. Introspection please. I know I'm an insensitive bastard regarding world politics (NOT regarding people or personal suffering, mind you), but at least I know my fallacies. Unlike SOME PEOPLE, it would seem.
If that didn't make any sense, I blame alcohol.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
MissNeurotic; again, nothing personal, just trying to show the fallacies in your worldview.
I used to be a seriously depressed guy (and sometimes still am) because I took/take things too seriously. Try to freakin' let go off all the sh*t happening around you, the world won't die while we're alive and anything after that, well, big deal.
I, for one, don't exactly approve of animal testing as long as it isn't necessary. If I can cure cancer by sacrificing a bunch of rats, screw the rats.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
MissNeurotic; let me ask you.
If you hate people as much as you claim you do, why do you spend your time being trolled on the internet?
Seriously, throw out your computer, start wearing burlap and join a hippy community! Or, like me, start poking smot and care less about all the stupidity on the planet and point and laugh at stupid people doing stupid things.

Also, can't you like post your stuff all at once? I mean, damn.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
2. I Press tab buttons gratuitously without actually checking where they end up so I push enter and my comment gets posted. Meh.
2b. I think you were quite a bit more susceptible to my arguments than vice versa. You see, I have nothing to 'defend' while you put jihad on us all yesterday. ("I hope you fucks all die", along those lines)
3. I still don't care about your opinion
4. My comment about eating children was a joke. *joke*. You remind me of these people yelling at Callahan for his 'This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section' sketch.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
2. I Press tab buttons gratuitously without actually checking where they end up so I push enter and my comment gets posted. Meh.
2b. I think you were quite a bit more susceptible to my arguments than vice versa. You see, I have nothing to 'defend' while you put jihad on us all yesterday. ("I hope you fucks all die", along those lines)
3. I still don't care about your opinion
4. My comment about eating children was a joke. *joke*. You remind me of these people yelling at Callahan for his 'This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section' sketch.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Dear MissNeurotic:
1. I am already quite insane, thank you for trying.
2.

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
ShyBoysWinXO: You've got the right idea. If you want to be a vegan, hey, you've got my respect. You try to have a normal discussion (and/or try deliberately to piss people off). People like missneurotic, though, are zealous. So, I do my very best to annoy them until they go preach somewhere else (I'd do the same with any religious person, or whatever).
That's what people don't like about 'militant' vegans; constantly they're trying to somehow convert you to their cause, and to be honest, it's annoying. Seriously, I can't think of any reason to be offended by somone's eating habit (unless said habits include, like, children of something... Wait, disregard that, eating children sounds awesome).

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Clutch – Escape From The Prison Planet Lyrics 18 years ago
One of Clutch's best, along with the entire Impetus record!
I'd say it's about paranoia, aliens and conspiracy theories, kinda like Animal Farm. I wouldn't really claim it has a 'real' philosophical meaning though.

Escape from the Planet of the Apes would be escaping from earth, because in essence humans are just sophisticated apes. The Prison Planet would suggest being trapped, maybe the song's personae thinks himself an alien?

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Clutch – When Vegans Attack Lyrics 18 years ago
Haha, in during shitstorm. Anyway, it's not about vegan's. Seriously, it's not, read the bloody lyrics instead of shouting at us horrid cannibals how evil we are.
It's about any kid yelling he / she will singularly change the world by writing angry stories on LiveJournal (or Songmeanings.net, for that matter), adapting their philosophies to suit their interests.
And yeah, the same philosophy goes for Washinton D.C, I guess.
So instead of starting the entire vegan-routine, try and contribute something. Not eating meat isn't why I hate vegans; this discussion is why I hate vegans. They just bawww about how people don't respect them. Honestly; I don't give a crap about your feelings and / or beliefs, and you don't give a crap about mine. WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.

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Clutch – Milk Of Human Kindness Lyrics 18 years ago
Animal Cruelty? Whatever.
I think the song is about sadism / sadomasochism and dehumanization. Lyrics in the song refer to domination, torture; 'I could kill you if I wanted; kill you with my own two hands' refers to him having absolute control of the subject's life.
The phrase 'this little piggy never made it home', from the nursery rhyme ('this little piggy went to the market' etc.) is about sending a pig to the abattoir. It's like a psychopath's ravings, objectifying it's victim.

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