| Deep Purple – Flight of the Rat Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| All about the sky, not Sk. | |
| Buckethead – Last Train To Bucketheadland Lyrics | 18 years ago |
|
All aboard! This is the last train to Bucketheadland! La-ladies and germs, i-if you’d look to your right you’ll see Giant Robot, one of the first attractions on this last train ride to Bucketheadland. Oh my god, Giant Robot. Johnny Sokko, where are you today? You rode doom for eternity, supporting Giant Robot with Jerry Mano. Speaking of Jerry Mano ladies and germs, to your right, you’ll notice under construction, nearly complete, is Jerry Mano’s executive wonder ride. Be careful, ther-there’s still construction in process. Don’t let any of your children jump out of the cars. Uh-huh, ooh, I, I, I even forgot about this attraction, the, the, the Siamese Twins of Doom Landslide Mountain to your left again ladies and germs! Oh my god, when this is completed, Bucketheadland will be complete. I - to your left, to your left again, as we pass, around this curve, Edwin Neal’s Sausage Massacre Hayride. You’ll notice a giant stand of a-Edwin, poking his sausages at the dinner table. That’s where tickets are sold. I never knew wha-wha-what-what-what made his appetite so unquestionably released for the sausages. But without that appetite, we would not be able to love him. Yeaahahah! Leather-Leatherface’s Castle. There’s only a sign, ladies and gentlemen, to the right, that designates the spot where it would be built. This will probably be the third or fourth phase Bucketheadland, we’re-we’re not sure yet. Our-our engineers are committed with so many ideas! Huh- we only can take them one at a time! We’re-we’re trying to offer you everything we can! Wi-with Edwin Neal’s Sausage Ride, wh-what at else do you want! It’s been a long day at Bucketheadland, ladies and gentlemen. The engineers get very weary, uh…oh! Very weary- I have to go home. Have a little feed of barbital, sit down, play my Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game. Sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to Bucketheadland, but your engineer’s at the end of his leash. [Come back! back! back…] We wish you many more pleasurable visits. We wish a lifetime of fun, even when you’re not in this wonderland of joy. We wish you happiness in whatever you do. Can we go on this trip again? That was the last train… did you enjoy it? Kind- it was kind of scary, but I liked it. Do you want to go back again? Yeah! When? Next summer! [Are we gonna do, are we gonna do, are we gonna do?] |
|
| Buckethead – Doomride Lyrics | 18 years ago |
|
Papa, who's Buckethead? Buckethead's this guy who was raised by chickens in a chicken coop, and without the bucket on his head, he's helpless. Really? Oh my god. |
|
| Buckethead – Want Some Slaw? Lyrics | 18 years ago |
|
Oh, well, uh, tell me this, Buckethead. Do you want some slaw? Buckethead's a psycho , Buckethead's a psycho , he's a total psycho. Buckethead, get back in the coop! Buckethead, quit playing with it, because it's already dead! |
|
| Buckethead – I Come In Peace Lyrics | 18 years ago |
|
Since some fool has decided that all Buckethead songs are instrumentals, they posted the songs like that. The lyrics are: "He's as tall as a redwood tree, he weighs 30 thousand pounds, and has the horns of a hedgehog." "Those are petty details, [unknown name]. I want you to understand his, rather, 'special' talents." "First of all, he has the strength of ten monsters. With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building, with another, the highest peaks of Mount Everest would fall." This just in, we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack! By a … 50-foot man with a white face? A chicken bucket on his head? Uh, carrying an enormous guitar! According to this report, whenever he plays a note, the sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode, streets to buckle and split, and vehicles to fly about like toys! "I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace." The defense command has ordered all citizens to evacuate immediately! People from Sector 4, please report to the bus depot in Sector 3! Sector 5, proceed in an orderly fashion to Sector 6! Sector 1 and 2, board to bullet trains without delay. Wait! We have visual contact! Look at the size of those shoes! Who is this giant? Where did he come from? Where is he going? What’s he playing? What’s he saying? Run for your life! "I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace." "I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace." It seems like this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets. The liberated chickens seem to be … following him. A white wave of feathered friends, uh, isn’t this the year of the rooster? And here come the children following close behind, huh! They’re all headed towards the gigantic fortified chicken coop on Mount Fuji! [Chicken sounds and children cheering] [Laughing] [Ah! I screwed up!] Ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, wipeout! |
|
| Buckethead – Welcome To Bucketheadland Lyrics | 18 years ago |
|
This is not an instrumental, the lyrics are: Welcome to Bucketheadland Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bucketheadland Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bucketheadland Buckethead was raised in a chicken coop by chickens? Heh-heh, ha-ha, heh-heh-heh! [Laughing] I am Centipede Woman, and Buckethead thinks he'll open his park sucessfully? I've got news for him! [laughing] |
|
| Buckethead – Last Train To Bucketheadland Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| What? This song is not an instrumental! Don't you hear the guy talking? Those are the Buckethead equivilent to lyrics! | |
* This information can be up to 15 minutes delayed.