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| Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about the time Scott Weiland was masturbating and accidentally grabbed and used a bottle of sulphuric acid instead of the bottle of lubrication he was reaching for. Half an hour later he was rushed to the emergency room and they had to perform surgery on his penis. Once they finished, the doctors told him his penis would be very sore for a couple weeks and that he was to apply a drop of vasoline to it every night before bed. But Scott, being the naughty little boy that he is, decided to use the vasoline as his new preferred lubrication while masturbating and he still uses it to this day. He wrote this song about his unique experience. |
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| Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar On Me Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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by metalhead420 on 07-17-2007 @ 12:28:44 AM
This song is really gay to listen to by yourself, but when your old lady can do a privat strip dance to this song, it fucking RULES!!!
Ooooh, I know!! I love listening to this song with my grandmother, too! |
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| Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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blackmyeyes are you retarded? Nirvana didn't invent grunge you stupid shit, the Beach Boys did. If you didn't already have your head shoved way the hell up your ass, I would ram my 438 pound dildo in it. |
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| Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about the time Jimmy Page masturbated 27 times in 1 hour and ended up drowning everyone in his warm sticky semen. The Stairway to Heaven is referring to his penis. |
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