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| John Mayer – Love Song For No One Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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hey dipshit, The Wind Cries Mary isn't "his" song, it's a cover of a Jimi Hendrix song. learn something about something sometime you uneducated imbecile. |
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| Jackson Browne – Doctor My Eyes Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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hey motherfucker,
first of all, thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to respond to my comment. I know you must be SWAMPED with all the responsibilities that one who lives in his parents' basement has -- WoW raids, A&P trips to pick up black & milds and diet mountain dew for mom, going over to the dehumidifier to piss in the bucket, not killing yourself because you know you're a pathetic lonely piece of shit who would cause jackson browne to chop off his hands and rip out his vocal cords if he knew liked his music, the list goes on and on. but i understand that you find an obvious joke comment from a guy you don't know and most likely never will SO APPALLING that you just HAD to let him know that he's evil. Evil? what a joke. I never killed millions of jews (although the thought crosses my mind every time i'm stuck behind one of them in the supermarket line. did you REALLY need seventeen hams, or did you just buy them because you have seventeen cut-out coupons for them? for fucks sake, your not even allowed to eat it!), i never raped and killed dudes in a clown suit (clowns are fucking gross), and most importantly, i never advocated that you could ever make anything of your loser self, like the american education system did. how they have failed me so.
i'm letting you off easy because i can tell at this point you're already crying. so instead of giving you a list of reasons why you should come over and be the first person to give me a handjob in four months, i'll rant about how horrible verizon wireless is instead. verizon wireless tests on kittens. but they test for DANGER, rather than SAFETY. the reason the iphone hasn't yet come to verizon (apple is also evil), is that it has yet to kill a single kitten. verizon supports a kitten massacre. verizon stole my bike and my kool aid. "but ashowofhands," you say, "that's racist!" No, it's not. YOU'RE the one who's racist for THINKING that's racist. i need a bike to get to school in the morning, and i occasionally enjoy making myself a pitcher of red or purple, and yet i'm so white that by comparison you, the typical songmeanings reader, ALMOST don't look pathetic. so there you go. i hope that when you go out and buy your next verizon phone, hitler pops out of the top and punches you in the dick. you sure as hell deserve it. |
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| Coheed and Cambria – In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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just for the record, every last one of you is an evil entity, clearly the spawn of satan, and i hate you so much that were i your chainsaw, i would grow legs in the night, walk into your bedroom turn on and start cutting various parts of your body off -- starting with genitals and ending with your big fat empty head. but because i am not a chainsaw i will have to settle for taking a gigantic shit on your faces. i hope you don't mind. |
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| Taylor Swift – Last Kiss Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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i rarely write serious comments but i think everyone should be aware that this is one of the best-written and most emotionally performed songs of the year, if not ever. |
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| Third Eye Blind – Semi-Charmed Life Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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the radio edit of this song is terrible. the "crash" verse is like, the most essential verse to the meaning of the song, and they cut it...plus censoring "bump" and "hit" is stupid. Do they really think some kid is gonna hear the word "bump" and 3 days later be a full-blown meth addict? chances are most of them don't even know what it's referring to. If someone knows what the drug references are, they either -already are addicted to drugs, or -are smart enough to avoid them.
man, fuck censorship. seriously. |
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| Third Eye Blind – Losing a Whole Year Lyrics
| 13 years ago
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the instrumental breaks in 11/8 (alternating bars of 5 and 6) are REALLY cool. Third Eye Blind are such a great band-- on the surface they're catchy '90s alternative, but on the next level they've got some of the best lyrics i've ever seen, some of the most talented musicians i've ever heard, and some of the coolest musical concepts you could possibly work into the genre. |
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| Coldplay – Green Eyes Lyrics
| 14 years ago
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"I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter now I met you "
"Honey you are the sea
Upon which I float "
The song is clearly about a toilet. Narrator falls in love with toilet, attempts to make out with it, ends up licking his own feces, and needs to puke. Lucky for him there's a toilet right there. After marrying the toilet and having mini toilet children, the happy couple can use water right from the toilet to baptize said children. hey actually this sounds pretty handy. hmm....i have to...use...the toilet..if you know what i mean ;). Don't let the pipe organ find out, i wouldn't want to have to go through a divorce. |
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| The Beatles – You Can't Do That Lyrics
| 14 years ago
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Best 9/11 song ever. "You can't do that". Guess they should have been a bit louder about it, huh. cause evidently, you CAN do that.
OK, now that we've gotten that out of the way, allow me to address the beatles themselves as a band. Three words: Absofuckinglutely terrible. fuck. (the "fuck" was the third word there). Biggest fucking narcissists in the world. who the FUCK is some old washed up singer that isn't even alive to tell me what i can and can't do? keep it to yourself, asshole. Does anyone even remember you? At least it's not as bad as the people who LIKE this song. That's something you *can't* do. yeah, I'm telling you now bitch. I bet you're going to listen to me too, cause you're a spineless loser who reads songmeanings.net. You're like a fucking Frenchman. that's right, you smell. prove me wrong.
Now, finally i would like to provide you with a list of things I would rather do than listen to this song.
1) Taylor Swift. But that should be obvious. let's face it, she's hot.
2) Run myself over with a cement truck. yes, run myself over. I've actually put an elaborate amount of thought into this. i place a brick on the accelerator, run out in front of the truck. it is in park at this time, but the shifter is attached to a string so i can control the transmission from about 30 yards away (it's a long string). After lying down in front of the truck, I put it in drive, let go of the string and close my eyes. And assuming I survive, i can dump the cement somewhere and carve my initials in it or something.
3) Live in an inner Harlem apartment with an alcoholic abusive elephant.
4) Eat the entire continent of Europe with ketchup on top.
5) bathe in a hot tub filled with a combination of my own blood, feces and semen.
6) Be Lars Ulrich
7) counter-9/11 Al Queida (fly an RC model airplane into their twin sand huts)
8) give up trolling and do something serious with this songmeanings.net account
9) drive a Prius
10) have sex with a Prius
11) have sex in a prius
12) have sex with a Prius in a Prius
13) while driving a Prius
14) not the same one.
15) Jenna Haze.
Without further ado, i present to you: moron who took this post seriously and is now yelling at me for being a jerk. Read below for more details. |
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| Jackson Browne – Doctor My Eyes Lyrics
| 14 years ago
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This song is about going to the eye doctor and getting prescriptions for glasses. You know why? Cause Jackson Browne is the worst person ever. First of all, he can't play the piano for shit. You may say to yourself, "but ashowofhands, when I heard his CD there was really good piano playing on it!" I'll let you in on a little secret- THAT WASN'T HIM. you know who it was? Your mother. By the way, I was just kidding earlier about it not being him. So, we do some simple substitution, and we can deduce that Jackson Browne is your mother. Do you feel absolutely horrible? You should. Your mother is a whore. dickface.
Onto my next point -- no matter how much he wants to be, Jackson Browne is NOT black. First of all- that last name. Browne. Can you BE any more politically incorrect? What the hell is wrong with him? He should be called like, Jackson Tan. or more accurately, Jackson Blue, cause once I've finished murdering him, he'll be blue and rotting. You're probably thinking to yourself now, "what the fuck does all this have to do with the SONG?" I'm getting to that. You know why he's at the eye doctor? 'Cause he stabbed himself in the eyes with an axe 48 times. wanna know why? cause he wanted to be blind just like Stevie Wonder, cause he thought that owuld make him more black. I am disgusted. What a poser. Shut the fuck up. Go back to Whiteville, you white trash fuck. |
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| Matthew Good – A Single Explosion Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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yes, because every song ever that has the phrase "ICU" in it is related to each other.
idiot, of course not. The only connection is that they are both songs about hospitals. Speaking of which, why are you out of your room? I can only guess that you are supposed to be in a hospital because you act like you just had your brain surgically removed. And unless you don't begin learning not to be a fucking retarded dipshit i suggest that you hove the rest of your body surgically removed as well and get yourself fed to some cannibalistic tribe in Africa. That or donate it to science (burger king). Oh well, in the meantime go fuck yourself with your daddy's dildo until blood starts squirting out of your ears, you stupid cocksucking faggotfucker. |
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| Billy Joel – James Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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for fucks sake why cant billy joel ever write two songs in a row that aren't named after some person's first name? god dammit billy...which one of your wives was James anyways? number 3? number 6? number over 9000? |
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| Billy Joel – Laura Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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ok first off, suspectdevice, yes i do read you fucking dipshit. but oddly enough his sister is not mentioned anywhere on this page before your post. so i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. fucking hell. go fucking an hero you stupid piece of shit.
now, onto the meaning of the song (how odd that i would be posting such a thing on SONGMEANINGS.net) it's clearly about john laurnnon (or something like that) as joel is blatantly ripping off the beatles with the musical aspect of this song, so this song basically gives a description between the romance between joel and lennon. Yes, joel and lennon had an affair. It's just a good thing that none of his seventeen thousand wives have found out about it. Joel names the song "laura" in an attempt to confuse us but we all know that it is really the feminine form of the name "lennon". right?
okay, good. now that that's all cleared up, allow me to reinforce a point i made earlier: go fucking kill yourself you stupid piece of fuck. honestly, you're reading songmeanings.net. how pathetic.
Oh and anyone who signs up just to respond to me and say "YOU'RE the one whos pathetic" is even more fucking pathetic.
Squadala! i'm off motherfuckers. |
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| Oasis – I Hope, I Think, I Know Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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wow freddie77 you're a fucking retard. i think you have down syndrome. all it takes is like 2 clicks to see the rest of my comments and realize that i'm a troll. your name is freddie, like freddie mercury. are you homosexual? you sure as fuck act like it. |
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| Coheed and Cambria – In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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what's that gay singer's name? sanchez nachotaco? whatever i don't care he's a fucking filthy spic either way. he sounds like a cat with down syndrome who's just been kicked in the nuts and strangled. stupid fucker needs to realize he sucks and that his stupid band sucks and then kill everyone in the band. |
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| Alanis Morissette – King Of Pain Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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half of you idiots didn't know this was a cover? geez what the fuck has mankind come to...people who know and love alanis morrisette but not the fucking police. |
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| Rush – Secret Touch Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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Song is obviously about masturbation DURRRR seriously though neil pert need to quit jacking off to pictures of himself. |
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| Switchfoot – The Shadow Proves The Sunshine Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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actually, the shadow doesn't prove jack shit. i've got all the lights in my bedroom turned on and there's a shadow on the wall. it's 1 in the morning. i'm pretty sure there's no fucking sunshine around.
of course, who can blame switchfoot for making such a stupid mistake? you know why they're called switchfoot? because they all opened up each other's heads, and hacked out each other's brains and ate them for dinner. And then once they realized that they were complete dumbshits they thought they had to shove something inside their craniums so they SWITCHED their feet with their heads and......i don't fucking know where i'm going with this, but trust me when i started typing it the idea was hilarious in my head. |
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| The Police – Driven To Tears Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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what a fucking shitty and uninspired song. how many god damn times do you need to say "driven to tears"? isn't there some other damn lyric to use? what a fucking load of bull shit. i hope Sting dies by being stung by an entire nest full of hornets that all have herpes. |
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| Cheap Trick – She's Tight Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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this band's existance is a cheap trick.
"she's tight" is about pedophilia. if you need an explaination you don't deserve to live because you're so cockshittingly retarded. |
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| Big Star – Thirteen Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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man, just as i suspected
big star are a bunch of fucking pedophiles. fucking gross. though i will admit that there are some smokin hot 13 year olds out there, a bunch of washed up old pop failures that nobody remembers hardly deserve any. like...fucking seriously...big star? hell, i don't even think sarah fucking palin listens to them. that proves how hard they fail. i hope anyone who actually doesn't think this song is about pedophilia, let alone enjoys the song gets run over by a truck full of AIDS. jesus fucking christ almighty. |
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| Vanessa Carlton – White Houses Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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the song is about sex, but i doubt it's actually about her first time. see, because her first time has yet to occur since she's such a whiny bitch that nobody would ever fuck her. |
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| Vanessa Carlton – Where the Streets Have No Name (U2 cover) Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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why do i hate the internet?
because the reason i ended up with this shitty cover of a shitty song is that i got it in a download of an album that this song is not even on. fuck people. i hope that whoever is responsible for me discovering this cover gets raped by bono and vanessa carlton simultaneously, with the main focus being on bono. pssh. "where the streets have no name". where is that. heaven? your imagination? yeah right. try connecticut. drive around there and one in every...ten streets is actually labeled with a street sign. i guess the moral of the story is that you are a huge asshole. |
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| Keane – Hamburg Song Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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you are all fucking retarded. this song is about hamburgers. and it fucking sucks too. |
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| Jack Johnson – The 3 Rs Lyrics
| 15 years ago
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oh my god
worst song ever
please tell me this song is supposed to be a joke. i knew jack fartface was lame but i didn't know he was THIS lame.
words cannot express how much i hate this song. and as an anti-environmentalist, the subject matter is also highly offensive to me. |
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| Nickelback – Photograph Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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Are you sure you're in senior high? the only reason i would cry while listening to this song is because i have reached my lame threshold. |
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| Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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holy fucking duck ponds, this song makes me want to shoot myself and everyone around me. everybody seems to think that Stairway to Heaven is the best thing since marinated turd. if you think of this song any more highly than you think of a homeless man's asshole, a dead sewer rat, or george bush, let me ask you a question: have you even fucking heard the goddamn song? Unless you are a relentless fanboy driven blindly by fuck knows what, you should realize that this song sucks enough to give a dozen different people a blowjob all at the same time. i hate you, and i have some words for you: "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you ". That's basically the message I hear ever time the god damn radio, or some 12-year-old asshole in guitar center, or led zeppelin themselves in a "we just turned 90" reunion concert, plays this song. Honestly, if I could, I would marry this song just so that i could divorce it three months later and take all its money. |
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| Oasis – I Hope, I Think, I Know Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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Listening to this song is more painful than supergluing all four of your limbs to each other, being suspened from the ceiling, and having a dozen vultures on crack released at you. |
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| Panic! at the Disco – Nine In The Afternoon Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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dear satan what the fuck happened here. panic! at the shitsco! There are 204 comments on this song so far? all right, thats 204 more people on my "to kill" list.
I have been asked before why I'm so pessimistic, why I hate everyone, etc...Usually, I punch whoever is asking me in the face so many times that their feet start to bleed, and then i toss them into a shark pond. But do you want a real answer? ok, I"ll tell you why. It's shitty music like this that causes me to go bat-shit insane. That and the fact that you suck huge nuts and are overreacting to a couple simple, harmess complaints that have been made in jest. i bet you're all fucking middle schoolers. Of course you are, you have to be in order to enjoy Panic at the disco. And the fact that you even are allowed to listen to music this shitty is just more proof that parenting has gone all to shit. If I ever have a kid...assuming that I don't kill him out of spite, I WILL kill him if I ever catch him listening to this band. |
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| Pink Floyd – Brain Damage Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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hey you know what, this song is really well-known. that means that it's about drugs DUH! because every song ever made in the 1970s is about drugs.
i actually didn't read any of the comments yet, but if i find out that somebody actually has speculated that this song is about drugs, i will laugh my ass off. |
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| Oasis – Wonderwall Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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liam (i still believe that his parents actually named him "lame", but he's too retarded to spell it properly) is such a fucking asshole. he needs to shut his huge fucking faggothole of a mouth he sounds like a lawn mower that needs to be oiled.
by the way, i don't know if maybe i'm just having trouble with my hearing, but it seems that there are some problems with the posted lyrics here. see, when i listen to this song, i don't hear "Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do". Instead, I hear "lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame"
Oasis? more like Ogaysis. |
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| Marillion – Beautiful Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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The title of this song is perfectly fitting; see, when a song is called "beautiful", do you expect it to be beautiful? Nay, you expect it to be the most terrible, ugly, horrible song ever to plague music. And that's exactly what this song is. If I didn't know any better I would think that this song was by some lesbian band like *NSYNC or the Backstreet Girls. Fortunately, I have the brain power to KNOW that those bands could only dream of sucking this hard. |
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| The Flower Kings – A King's Prayer Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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Is this from their gay half-fish half-bus album? what the fuck was that shit? i guess it just goes to show what happens when you name your band something as abysmal as "The Flower Kings"...you might as well name it "Homos" or "I suck cock for money" or "I own all of The Flower Kings' albums" |
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| The Who – Squeeze Box Lyrics
| 16 years ago
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Anyone who says that this song is not about sex is a retarded oversheltered dumbfuck with tapioca and semen for brains. I'm not even kidding. |
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