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| KoЯn – Earache My Eye (Cheech & Chong cover) Lyrics
| 17 years ago
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Another sticking-cock-in-the-ear incident, obviously. This song is about the incident where a man with a 17-incher had a cock that was pointing left because he had jacked it off that way so much it was pretty much just stuck that way stuck his leftward cock so far into John's ear that it started to poke his eyeball. He cummed right in that exact spot. Later, John got an earache because the semen kept flowing to his ear. Eventually it all came out and Jon went back for more! |
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| Nirvana – Curmudgeon Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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Reminds of me of when my brother used to force me to cum in his bacon strip-covered asshole or he would stick the sharp end of a coathanger up my peehole. Good times, good times. |
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| Nirvana – Curmudgeon Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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Reminds of me of when my brother used to force to cum in his turds or he would stick the sharp end of a coathanger up my peehole. Good times, good times. |
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| Nirvana – Beeswax Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about putting pollen on your cock so bees will suck it, therefore leaving beeswax on it along with a gush of semen. |
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| KoЯn – Appears Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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The song is about a 990-pound man always appears in front of Jon and masturbates all over his face, causing him to almost drown in the semen. |
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| KoЯn – Black Eye Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about how Jon picked up a big Japanese beetle off the ground and squirted the juice out of it. He meant to aim at his penis for lube to anal fuck his gerbil with but a 875-pound Asian man had sneaked up behind him and rammed his cock in his asshole, causing him to aim at his eye. Therefore, he had a black eye. |
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| KoЯn – Eaten Up Inside Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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Oh yeah and thank God I trained my anklebiter how to apply lube on itself or I would be dead. |
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| KoЯn – Here It Comes Again Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about how Jon got cock-slapped silly by a big black man. The black man would cum, wait a minute, then slap him silly again. Right when the black man would start with another cock-slapping session Jon would think "HERE IT COMES AGAIN!" |
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| Nirvana – Stain Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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Aunt Fe Fe is right, the drummer cummed on my autograph book for me. Thank God. |
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| KoЯn – Eaten Up Inside Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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This song is about how Jon used to get Tony Robbins to go up his asshole and eat all the shit out. Hence, he feels "eaten up inside". I get the same feeling when my dog explores my tight asshole while I'm sleeping. Lucky he's just an ankle biter, because if he was a Doberman my asshole would bleed. |
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| KoЯn – Dead Lyrics
| 18 years ago
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You're all wrong! This song is about how Jon used to give enemas to dead guys and they wouldn't shit. Then Jon couldn't have celan anal sex with them, therefore making him scream "ALL I WANTED IN LIFE WAS TO BE HAPPY!!!" |
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